Sunday, September 29, 2019

Comedy: My Life is Better than Yours

By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Bible the idea and main focus of religion is to brain rape your mond. This imaginary friend does not exist...


Stop making up shit

You hate to read
Keep your level of being dumb and you lose all type of skills and abilities to use to talk to me.

Oh well heckler!?
Your mom didn't love you enough?

Oh well
Smart move... but still you are here by accident... most parents are wrong as fucking hell... people who become parents nowadays are the last resort for parenthood at first place.




Oh well
Tell me your problems...
You are pretty fucked up?
Aren't you?
Screw it up?

You hate me?
You are jealous?
Envious?
Great
... at least I am doing something... fixiating your focus on me.



Batman - Dressed... gay... fuck you gay fuck.
Oh men religion sucks... and it's bunch of dicks in a roll...

I am not sure as for my "will" to live... I am not sure ss for how long I am planning and going to live on this fucking planet...



SO CAN I SAY... I AM BORED... AND I QUIT LIFE?

GOD...
GOD?

I QUIT LIFE
FUCK YOU


People always say good stufd when ithers die... for them...

WHAT MORE ACCURATE... AND HYPROCITICAL EXAMPLE


THAN...

MHM

THIS?



I hate silence . Imagine how much people have been raped while their voice was never heard... and how much people around during their silent period.

Jay walking and walking ass overall..
If you like this.. get over bunch of real dicks and dildos... stick 'em in your ass and pray for God salvation...
Because "thy" I kill you...



Repeating set is not called perfecting it and perfection... IT'S CALLED STAYING IN SAFE ZONE + RETARD

Ohhhhhh.. ughhh... I offended you... OH MEN THIS IS SOCIAL GAME
EITHER FUCK YOU
OR DIE AS OVERALL

A bit harsh set
Hailed Hitler

Wednesday, September 25, 2019

Comedy: Say It..At Least

By VeNgeR GrEenTag



Atheist are critical thinkers... faith guys... they just fuck it over... imaginary... friend... hug... guy...

We got mental ill patients ... we need more space... imaginary God...
Go in those mental instution...

We do not get moral code... and condex from bible... religion has never given anything good to society. Men continue speaking your native language... once you stop it and go to bulgarian language... you are fucked up... you are cheap as hell and replaceable.





Your mom knows me very well, how?
Ask her what she works!

Your mom knows me very well, how?
Guess who is in her fuck buddy list!



One thing is for sure... grab leet speak and put it right in your ass and nothing else has been left along the way.



I did not masturbated... I just had a stroke men.

That's how
Me: Do you know what's the difference between you and me?
Son: No
Me: I fucked your mom... men... you are pretty fucked up


I am like a willed... like a fucking disable toxic hamster.

Marios bros... here is my opinion about themmm I want to fuck my back the otger to bend me over and fuck me over... both of them... strong vivid fuck.... men... my ass nothing more needs than a good taste of a dick slap.



Oh men this shit is horrible... I THINK
I AM GETTING GAY
I HOPE I DIE NORMAL
NOT GAGGED WITH BUNCH OF COCKS IN MY MOUTH
IT JUST HORRIBLE LIFE REVIEW

STUTTERS
I LOVE 'EM
ONE REASON?



God created defect people just to bother to ask "Can you fuck now?".. "Can you pull offf now?"... The joke is not cheap... it's just your ass cheap... the joke is logical argument.

You want cheap service?
Your mom is working as a prostitute... her blowjob are costing cheap?
Why so?
Self-esteem issues men
I hope she finds her way in a pile of vomit?



My mom... cranky, whinny bitch...

Come on lobsterboy... you are killer, really?

Fuck your mom... she sucks!

I am not a English translator... mainly because I do not have so much patience in my pocket.


Extra: I am becoming an actor (Loud and cheerful)
Producer: Yeah... yeah... pathetic... extra... you are becoming an actor.... (Irony)

People say that my jokes need update... What has been said... has been said... no more stuff into it.
People say I as comedian suck... my joke suck... my timing sucks...
So does my life... what I tell on stage is what happens in my fucking life.


People always busy in your life?
People Got time... time is not their problem .. they just want nothing have to do with you whatsoever...

Your mom is crancky, timid, angry...



CHECK OUT HER FUCK LIFE
DIES FUCKING EXIST AS ACTION
OR MOREOVER AS A THEORY TO FUCK THE MIND

Oh comedians... not everything is funny and it's okay to say... If you are afraid of offending somebody...

JUST STOP COMEDY

If you think somebody is gonna get you the wrong way...
Oh men fix your mental faculties then go forward with comedy...

Silence should exist...
It's extremely important
Like sex... it's for stress free life

You are stressed, depressed in life?

1) I don't care
2) Kill yourself... and please fucking get over it... that's life men...
You either get over it or just stop living as overall action


Religious?
You are religious?
Fuck you men...
No useful arguments have ever introduced by the theist nation...
Imaginary God?
Fight with the illness men... go fight forward... fight with the fucking illness...
You "mentally challenged... screw up, fucked up"?

God's hand?
I use it jerk off myself



Monday, September 16, 2019

Comedy: Try Killing Yourself!?

By VeNgeR GrEenTag



Have you tried to kill yourself?

Probably not... mainly because you do not recognize that you are failure
Have you tried to hate your parents?
Try it... men... this shit is healthy... daily dose of anger is fair enough.
Do you hate yourself?
The answer is you do that because you recognize



1) Pin in everyone's ass
2) You recognize that you are failure



Talking on the phone is the mist horrible job for me... I have tried it... right now the last resort... I WANT TO BE IS CALLING OUT FOLKS



Your mom sucks as parent, if you do not recognize it... I RECОGNIZE IT
BASIC ASSUMPTION YOU
ARE TODAY HERE
FAIR ENOUGH
YOU ARE MISSING THE FUN PART

ME...
MY PROBLEM IS
I AM MISSING REALITY...
THE SHIT WHICH ENTERTAINS ME IS SHIT LIKE




"I want to see basic intimacy..between people and while that happens... I HOPE THOSE FUCKS DIE BY AIRPLANE CRASHES... IN THEIR LITTLE RANDE VOUR...

GOD HATES THEM"


"I want to break the spine and the back of a guy while fucks...
The higher big boss fuck sended me today an email...
Not abundant one men... that fuck is illiterate... but he sended good enough shit."

Right now I am thinking about the fun friend assumptions

"Not serious and not getting shit ... makes me less capable comedian."



Oh god people pick up their arguments out of their ass. Which explains a lot about the bible... it's created by maniac overthinkers...
They had that disorder... that why most characters die along the way...



AS WE GO...
NOTHING MORE THAN HUMANS VIVID EGO

Comedy: It's A Joke

By VeNgeR GrEenTag



I am fascinated from people who are screw up as prople and they keep comming back and back...


WHAT HOLDS YOU ON, MEN?




I am huge interested and in killers and serial killers... how those fucked up people kill others?
Did you got enough fucked up?
I even can't kill myself...
I can't take drugs
I can't dose up with alcohol...

I am hugely pin up in the ass... to be more watcher and experiencer and to less escape in life...
I tried few times a prostitutes and this makes me ill...
It makes me mentally ill... that I am going in unhealthy relationships ..


You know parents they fuck you over few 20-30 years .... and the next years you are not alone... you GOT VOICES MEN
FUCKING VOICES MEN...
THEY TELL DIFFERENT SHIT ...
YOU TRY TO BE NORMAL .. BUT YOU SUCK ALONG the way!





Here is the thing men we pull out our sleeves... fucking around with people which we know... people which we are hugely familar with...
We won't fuck around with people who are out of our circle... out of our league...

We just do not have the fucking BALLS MEN... WE GOT SKILLS... NO BALLS MEN

SOMEBODY...
AN ILLNESS IN THE SKY
IS FUCKING AROUND

The drunk and people on drugs ... have the most fun... they give less fuck...
The normal people give more fuck and are walking ball of toxicity...
The dick is a strange pipe... a raping pipe... once it wants to fuck the other moment it's pretty embarrassed part in the human body.

It's pretty a joke... do say...
Do tell
Here is the worst thing in life men... you don't have money... you won't fuck men...
Money pays of the big line... the big space between low average pussy and higher class.



I just started using facebook
You can go with clap
Clap you dumb fucks
...

You do sacrafice... you hurt your both hands in the name of me...
Pretty deep ape shit men
I hate this with stories in facebook and instragram...

PRETTY THE MESSAGE EVERYONE IS HAVING MORE FUN THAN ME
IT'S SO HORRIBLE

WE GOT ACTORS... COMEDIANS... WRITERS
AND YOU DISGUSTING ANALYZING FUCK...



The joke is on is... to live on this fucking planet... Isn't the most horrible job to be a planet... to be a ball and moving and moving and moving and in the same time nobody is paying you...
You are doing it unconditionally... and doing it again and again and this fucking ball has no face and no feelings...
Sounds like last few years from life...
I am drained out from emotions...
Life is a baggage.. you got whole fucking bag on your back and you shoukd try to dissapoint less others and impresd you and others...

Such thoughts...
Kill my motivation on living

Comedy: Have Fun Men

By VeNgeR GrEenTag


Jonbenet... the little miss princess... miss bitch...
killed by strangulation... no ransom whatsoever collected.

DUMB CUNTS

Sometimes people go too far... say shit which is outragrous... Do outrageous shit...

But me... I just said to two girls...
"You have been fucked over by the police... and that's why you are not comming Coca Cola Event."





They started laughing... my afterwards my friend started judging me..
Dear people if you are today here to fuck me over... or to judge me...

KILL YOURSELF... YOU ARE DOING NOTHING GOOD FOR NOBODY

Men If you not answering my calls .. oh no replies to my messages... I AM BLOCKING YOU
WHY?

You are setting up the same type of behavior men "Let's fuck over this guy."
Being small is awful... come on what's wrong with you?
Go get grow hormones... are you becomming Santa Claus assistant?
Are you a lepricon?

How do I make the jokes?
There is no scret whatsover...
I AM HAVING FUN OUTSIDE...
I support homeless people just to support their art... I FUCK AROUND WITH EVERYONE...
I WENT AS FAR AS TELLING OUTRAGEOUS STUFF TO GIRLS

My opinion about my relationship... I am not ready to bring together and team up with people..
I am all against it... I like being greedy and selfish...



I CAN'T FORCE MYSELF TO THINK FOR OTHERS!

Here is a good trick to pull few jokes out in the real world... Go to anybody... you choose... and ruin the whole fun?
Why?
You are an ass...
That's lesson number one...
Assholes fuck around

Asshole definition - Bullied fucker... now trying always take control shit.

How do I improvise...
Look at yourself... no balls men... horrible lifes...
What I can say?
Mhm... all my material is here... and it's written down by you.
You are guilty as fuck.
It's sick... it's the truth... lies do not have place here... a group of owls is called... parliment. Pigs are pigs ... it's physically impissible for them to look up to the sky.

Crancky fucker!
I do not want to have fuck me.. I do not want to give a fuck


Wednesday, September 11, 2019

Comedy: SwordLove

By VeNgeR GrEenTag


Hey fuckface... rebel or whatever distasteful bitch you are .. I don't care for your nickname... I care as much as for my performance florish men.

You don't like my comedy... so come over suck my dick...


IT'S DISNEY LAND MEN

YOU ARE A CRITIC AND YOU FIND 6 MINUTES AREN'T ENOUGH...

CLEARLY ENOUGH...
I FUCK ONCE AND THE OTHER THINGS AND TYPES GO FUCKING SUICIDE MEN



Special advice for the guys from the impro clubs... go kill yourself... you suck men...
Kill yourself!

Did you knew that somebody fucked your mom to create you... THIS GUY DEFINETLY GIVES FUCK ABOUT YOU OR LET'S SAY FOR HER J.J.

Ask your mom... when you go home as for "Am I adopted?"... because the truth ... YES YOU ARE... FUCK LIKE YOU IS FROM THE Freakshow.

If this which I do.. act and say makes me metal...fucker. then my life has started whole mental instuion.
I think I spoil the whole fucking joke

"I can't take it anymore..."
One cashier said this to me...




The best reply and outcome in such situations...
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK...
IF YOU WANT SOME FUCK.. STOP TAKING AND START GIVING YOU PATHETIC BITCH

I hate hairdresses... and as in other words barbershop... they take money and they can make you from faggot up to bitch looking.
How about die while you eat with spoon?
Doing acting?
Becoming a comedian... start being bitch. Main goal ... main purpose.
Faggots are horrible... I want all of them... bunch of them to die... why?
I imagine those fuckers to be parents... the one should be father figure the other should be mom... what they are going to do is broad up in unhealthy way a child + othe other horrible thing that gays are dumb woth them dumb little skulls.
Those fuckers all the time... change roles...
It's like hooking out with tranger... you never know who fucks who...

I like the idea of  "Give a fuck", "Care For others?", "Help out others", "Be Nice" ... I like the whole fucking idea the more people follow this idea the more pussy left for me...
So yeah follow the group think mind... You twisted bag of shit.

Comedy: Dead Wrong

By VeNgeR GrEenTag

You are so fucking dead wrong men... you are fucking wrong... men just give one thought then another.

Old guys die from erection that's when you grow older you know the way you functions your body and you start killing vital organs.

Girls like much much muscular guys full of testosterone the same fucks gone insane and strangle and go to killing spree.

You can die from heart attack the word is stress cardiomyopathy.... How more sad end than a fucking break up which took your life...




Being rich means being old... having young girls around is like riding satan bicycle.
Most of my problems... life solving exercises are from my parents causation life-time being fucked up.
Domino pizza guy... go chocke on somebody's dick.

He is here because he is clearly desparate and wants to fuck... holy fuck... truth... hurts doesn't it?
Bulgarian language is the most awful mankind create object...
Religious people are nuts men
I want women... doesn't mean... I get 'em.. most times... I end up fucking my hands.
Going to a prostitute makes me mentally addicted... and ill...



Chill the fuck up men...
I have short plans... I hope I die at young age...
Quality sleep is the word

MORON

God - Multi level marketing... manipulation of deep human... human hacking that's whole formula... Oh god...

Your dick is self-cleaning organ... what you only need to do.. is to wrestle fuck up of your dick.
My mom you can see her at the dick festival... fighting for vagina rights and dick rights. Hope this bitch dies on the extreme levels... it's hightly a great idea. Joke stealers... stop it... memes... jokes online...
Come on men once do it.. right... you privileged fucking asshole. Sometimes I get vivid images of my mom... I WANT TO FUCK HER... REALLY... REALLY... REALLY BAD
I WANT TO TEACH HER A LESSON ..
BEFORE SHE WAS GIVING ADVICES AND LESSONS
NOW IS MY TURN..
TURN OVER BITCH... IT'S TIME TO FUCK
TIME ME AND MY DEAR DICK ENTER VAGINA WALLS ONCE AND AGAIN

Other people have got good skills with girls .... God at least has given them ways... and methods... to fuck people free....
Me to give a fuck is easy... to fuck... I NEED MONEY MEN
NO MONEY
NO FUN
HONEY
Fuck my friends... that's my motto
Fuck my new friends... that's what I do with girls.. I fuck 'em... Okay!?




Men have at least sepf-respect stop fucking trash special message for the guys who do not have any standards in life?

War... boys?
Stealing?
Whoa?

I want to die men... I WANT TO FUCKING DIE
MEN I SAW FEW OF THE WAR GUYS... I FEEL LIKE A PRICK... LIKE WHINY SICK BITCH... IF I GO OUT RIGH NOW AND START COMPARING WITH THE OTHER GUYS... THE WAR BOY GUYS... PROBABLY I AM THE MENTAL PATIENT




The word from now on... you gonna use to describe you and your ego is sophisticated moron. Oh men respect yourself styop fucking freaks from the freakshow... so relationships are all about building up... going full on upward going downward spiral. Downward shit is awful... most of my life and comedy ends up down...

THE DELIVERY US NOT PERFECT
I AM JUST LEAVING OUT NOT VALUED ACT
I DO NO STEAL
I DO TELL

Saturday, September 7, 2019

Comedy: Buckle The Fuck Up

By VeNGer GrEenTag

(P.S.S.: Hello, it's DeYtH Again... I am back... but the DeYtH Banger world has found it's end... this here story is going to go by other name... I have changed... my life has change

I said the whole fucking thing wrong... I hate it... no accent... no nothing... I hate this with stage time.
If I kill myself There is no stage time whatsoever.
After each pick up session... I re-think about taking theraphy... because it's depressing... it's time wasting the whole material and whole mind flooding.

Okay... okay... okay... pick up is horrible thing... I just get around my ass huge creep... And I keep doing that... wrong girl wrong... seduction trick .. not the right girl... too much escalation... probably is out of desparation.



Any cops around?

FUCK THOSE BLUE FAGGOTS!

"Friends are more important than girls"

No... no... guys suck... girls fuck... okay....I want to fuck today... not to stand up as special faggot.
I was reading quotes... about sucess and entrepeneurs all those wisdom bullshit.... is waste of time.
Don't try to get me wrong first year we are inside a vagina and around it.. and the next few years when we start realising who we are, what we are... we start trying again for vagina... we want again to be in a vagina... but this round get lost mainly because the fucking natural selection bullshit... Oh god ... I hate this phenomena... it's awful beta males end up single... desparate and live longer and die lonely and depressed.

People want the same things... the same material... with little changes... if you change too much people say you playing in dangerous ground.
But what we can spot so far people's fragile world...



LIKE GAYS POV
Always sensetive ... buckle the fuck up men!
Oh men if you think we are as sexy as women... try again... re think it... the whole point is bullshit. Women are sexy... men with such type of behaviors "acting out like women" is put in categories "creep" and "weirdo".
Today I am alive and here the moment apocalypse happens... human hacking... manipulation and even brain invasion becomes reality...




MEN I AM OUT
I DIDN'T SIGN THAT TYPE IF CONTRACT
I GO GRAB MY GUN AND SHOOT MYSELF UP..
I AM NOT READY FOR SUCH WORLD

What's wrong with you guys?
16 years old girl... dresses like 35 year old lady... but this 1979... as for dear now... girls dress like whores and prostitutes but thies whole other topic.
If you are ready to have sex with me... + ready to be in relationship with me... something deeply and morally is wrong with you.
Police uniform faggots
Batman - Come on men ... grow the fuck up...stop wearing ornaments and dress like faggot.