Comedy: TMexico

  By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Here is a cool fact
I am in relationship...
And I want to kill myself
FUCKED UP PEOPLE GET FUCKED

I have got new friend jihad... funny cool blowing up jihad...
Cool guy
They definetly give 72 virgins...
No blowjobs?
Bad sex?
So what?
I am asking so what?
It's a definetly win... win situation...
But still quieter impressive that mortals can play with the invisible and next level
...
The world which after dead...
So gaulible idea by all corners

I like to think useful thing for comedy
Horrible tool in life.

As pick up say... be positive, funny, leader...
I did it...
She flake
It was as near experience of FUCK YOUR TRAMP

How do you know somebody doesn't care really about you?
And your problems?
Easy!
No messages
No calls...
Ignorance
Shallow if ignorance

People from the church are my family
The people from the 12 step program are once again...
My family
...
How do I know?
I hate em...

I hate relationships...
Why?
THERE ARE THISE MOMENTS WHEN PEOPLE START SAYING IT GETS COMPLICATED...
ITS COMPLICATED...


WHATEVER!

Here is the thing
...
Poor people are like order something we all gonna eat from this plate.
Average...
You order... at the end...
I eat was is left...
Mainly father figures...
Man figures
Rich people...
They eat... and they don't finish

You are really disgusting for me...
You are really fucked up for me

Review: More Tales of the City

More Tales of the City by Armistead Maupin
My rating: 2 of 5 stars



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Review: The Night Listener

The Night Listener by Armistead Maupin
My rating: 2 of 5 stars



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Review: Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot

Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot by John Callahan
My rating: 3 of 5 stars



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Comedy: Relation

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

People ... in marriage 40% of them are miserable...
People in relationships are dysfunctional
Fun thing
We suck as humans

I have got date of expire
I had not safe blowjob
How fucked up am I?

I recently... got blowjob
Here is the thing no condom... cum in the mouth...
Cum going in the sink
Who sucks?
I guess she likes to kiss dicks
But I guess nothing more than valueless bitch... I become
Am I so awful?

Girls go with the flow of emotions
Me on the other hand go with the flow of anger...
AND FUCK YOUUUUUU

The dick is like tampon...
You just fill the holes at the end

Fun stuff in relationship
Lies
Marriage
Something which must workout
And definetly you fuck... then they fuck you...
Can imagine that?

I am confused

Nobody cares about you

Recently I was out with french people
I said "We need Jihad for president...
Those issis groups...
Those people who explode"
And he said
"Not Funny"
Its funny you stupid conservative alcoholic french fuck.
Its funny... you know why?
Because ass fuck you!

I feel insecure
I am relationship
...
And that's how relationship... feels
If you are fucked up
Class A dysfunctional...
You
Feel insecure

I am fucked up... so
Insecure

Comedy: Friends

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

FUCK THE WHOLE IDEA OF HOLY SPIRIT
FUCK THE RELIGIOUS NUTS...
FUCK THE FUCKING FUCKED UP BASTARDS

I definetly feel fucked up
When somebody pays the bill...
Or buys me stuff
I feel like I am somebody's bitch...
It feels like somebody owns my ass
Definetly somebody...

Whats with prostitutes AND YOU SUCKING IN LIFE?
I KNOW
FUCK YOU!


Wad up you hideous fuck!


MY MOM TOLD ME THE MONTHS WITH "R" ARE COLD
FACT
FUCK YOU


Fun fact
YOU NEED TO BE MISERABLE TO SUCCEED AT COMEDY!

I have words about sex...
Just stop it...
I don't care
I don't want it...
Fuck OFF

I started work...
I left it...
I just leave ..

I have girlfriend... I am in relationship, I hate the whole idea if it...
It just makes me...
Mad...
Insecure
Screw up
Fucked up
Unstable

I go to prostitutes just because secuirity...
I am not secure person... I am insecure

I am not a body expert...
But I hate body language... read... fuck offf

Review: The Blacklist #9

The Blacklist #9 by Nicole Dawn Phillips
My rating: 3 of 5 stars



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Review: Why?: What Makes Us Curious

Why?: What Makes Us Curious by Mario Livio
My rating: 2 of 5 stars



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Review: God Hates You, Hate Him Back: Making Sense of the Bible

God Hates You, Hate Him Back: Making Sense of the Bible by C.J. Werleman
My rating: 2 of 5 stars



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Comedy: Relationship

By VeNgeR GrEenTag

YAY FUCK FREE GIRLS
FUCK BITCHES...
FUCK WHORES...
I AM IN RELATIONSHIP

I GUESS
I AT LEAST HOPE
SUGAR...
DRINKS
FUZZY DRINKS
DEFINITELY NOT FUCKABLE

I am in relationship
I am definetly not removing prostitutes numbers from my phone...
Its a back up plan after the break up...
Come on...
All things need back up plan

Out there there are those fucked up folks
Who want acceptance
ACCEPT ME
LIKE ME...
LIKE ME
LIKE ME...
ACCEPT ME
IS THAT FUNNY
IS THAT OKAY

STOP GUYS
FUCKING STOP IT..

DEFINETLY STOP IT...
REALLY STOP IT
NEEDY UNFUCKABLE PIECE OF GARBAGE
....

Out there those folks who are patient and okay with themselves...
And still fucked up

HEY NICE GUYS
NO FUCK
NO PUSSY FOR YOU

I AM AWFUL PERSON...
HOW DO I KNOW IT...
I JUST KNOW IT...

Out there ...
There are people who hate me
Who gonna hate me...
I guess there will be people who will ask me
How much times do you get out with her?
How did it happen?
How long have you been together?
Do you fuck?
How did you got out with her?
And etc
GUESS WHAT 
I WON'T TELL YOU

Out there...
There are people who make shit up...
Okay...
They just create problems...
They deceive ... lie...
And etc...
Guess what my father told me one lesson...
"Shoot yourself"
This so far is a good tip... with dead bait

Great childhood...
I had...
My father kill himself...
And after that I WAS LIKE
NOW WHAT?

Men are selfish...
THEY ARE SELFISH FUCKS