Comedy: OverTheTop

By VeNgeR GrEenTag


This here jokes are over the top... you got over some limits... personal boundaries... fucking stop here...
Guess what faggot?
The gay guys from the crowd...
Whats with ducking dick and wanted get fucked you need massive new year shame...
THATS WHAT YOU NEED...
I GOT IT...
FOR GETTING THE WRONG TROUSERS...
I GOT IT...
IT WAS FUCKING HUGE MASSIVE SHIT...

THOSE GUYS NEED IT UP TO A LEVEL TO DESIRE TO KILL THEMSELVES...
OR YOU GONNA GET OVER BEING OFFENDED OR ENDED UP KILLING YOURSELF IN A SUAGE


Lesbians... trannies...
I AM DEFINETLY FULLY OKAY WITH THEIR SEXUALITY...
NO PTOBLEMO HERE...
BUT GAYS...
HOMO
FAGGOTS
THOSE FAGGOTS...

I HATE BLACK DUDES...
WANT THINK MAKES ME SICK... TO NICE....
WHERE DOES NICENESS ENDS AND AUTHENTICITY START?
COME ON ANSWER

YELLOW RACE...
SMALL DICKS



AND STOP SAYING SOCIAL MEDIA...
IS OKAY
..... NO IT'S NOT... YOU WASTE YOU TIME... ENERGY...
LIFE ON SOMETHING HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BEING SOCIAL... JUST FUCKING NOTHING
SOCIAL MEDIA...
DOES NOTHING MORE DO THAN MAKING YOU WHINY LITTLE FAGGOTS
WE START WITH HILARY CLINTON
In being jail bitch...and then we move on to Donald Trump and really James James Patterson (crime author) and Bill Clinton (Ex President)..
Getting into writting a book?

HOW THE FUCK DID YOU PULL THAT OFF?


THOSE THEIST WHICH BELIEVE IN NSTURE... WATERFALLS... AND SO ON AMD SO FORTH
PANTHEISTS
THIS IS THE WORD

Castle... the tv show... the crime tv show.
With Richard Castle... the same dude has in real life... in real time... books guys...

Louis CK offemding material?
Grow Up
Jerk Off in front of a woman guess what the bitch was beginning for it...

SOMETIMES BEHIND A FUNNY FACE... CLOWN...
SAD... CLOWN
SITS A HORRIFIC FUCK...

Comedy: Rape Is Fun

By VeNgeR GrEenTag


It really it is...
Rape...
Dick... hole
Dick hole...
Deconvertable shit!

Fat people are fun...
Fun...
Deniable objects...
Those bastards ain't stopping any sooner...
Eating food...
Oh holy fuck
Oh holy shit

Mr. Mercedes... this dude is moving over past and fucking granny and got a girlfriend.
A Torso got a family
Man with no arms or legs...
Got a family...
Imagine this piece of shit fucking...



FLYING TORSO MODE
REALLY THIS FUCK IS ALSO GETTING TO NEXT LEVEL?
I GOT ARMS...
I GOT LEGS...
HANDS
NO FAMILY WHATSOEVER...


THE TORSO GUY... ENTREPRENEUR!
PIECE OF ECONOMIC SHIT

People who take drugs and are alcoholics... end up... with suicidal thoughts...
Guess what...
Mirror guilty shit
You saw yourself in the mirror...
And said

UGHH... I AM UGLY
GUESS WHAT THIS IS NOT FAR FROM THE TRUTH...
ITS AS HONEST AND AUTHENTIC YOU CAN EVER BE...

THERE IS IS AA, AN, ANON AND SLA CHAPTER ABOUT ATHEISTS AND AGNOSTICS AND NOTHING RATIONAL WHATSOEVER...
AGNOSTICS ARE ON THE "MAYBE" LINE
...
CREATING YOUR OWN GOD
WHAT TYPE OF BULLSHITYY IDEA IS THIS
AS DOUG STANHOPE PUTS IT



One guy told me about his life experience...
Guess what... (this is a new segment bitches)
I give less fuck than ever
Alcoholics had a party...
The nickname is Melting race...
What type if twat and faggot should you be to be around candies...juice and other kiddo stuff...
HOW FUCKED UP ARE YOU?
WHAT CAN WE SEE IN THIS FUCKING CONTRACT
REFUSAL TO GROW UP
MY SPONSOR ALREADY PUT ME ON THE HATE MARKET

"Do you do comedy"
Yes I do... you gorilla piece of meat...
I do comedy because lazy slobs like you... create my material

Around Holidays... I am suicidal...
Fun life shit..
Recently I WAS THIS GUY
... I WON'T LIE... I WONT BRAG ABOUT IT...
I WAS THAT KINDA PIECE OF SHIT
WAITING FOR APPROVAL OF OTHERS... AND BEING NICE
AND LETTING OTHERS TO CONTROL...
ME...
IT'S TIME TO STOP BEING THAT PIECE OF SHIT AND TAKE CONTROL OF MY LIFE..
ONCE AND FOR ALL


I got a fucking tactic for sniper guys...
Listen
Guys go zig zag.....
In moment if being target of sniper...
You go shooting full ammunition on all fucking lines...
All the fucking way.

I don't get it why people care so much about homeless and suicidal guys...
We think about future ehich has been over a decade ago and we want yo fix and get them on right track people who already fucked.
What's this type of fetish?
Homeless getting offended
Cancer patients getting offended?
Guess what you offended?
Don't report my facebook jokes
... I GOT A BETTER IDEA...
CALL ME OVER TO GET TO YOUR PLACE AND LET ME START BASHING YOUR HEAD AGAINST THE WALL...
IF YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE
YOU CAN'T TAKE AND LIFE

WHATS WITH TAKING LIFE SERIOUSLY AND TAKING RESPONSIBILITY AND BEING OFFENDED...
WHATS THIS TYPE WEIRD FETISH?

Comedy: Clown

By VeNgeR GrEenTag



My grandfather needs to die
Now poke a wise faggot I CARE ABOUT PEOPLE
I GIVE A FUCK... ABOUT HOW PEOPLE FUCK
WHICH IS THE MOST DEADLY SUBSTANCE ON MARKET FOR CLOWNS KILLINGS
When my mom saw me...
She was like

UGHHH...
UNWANTED CHILD
LET THIS FUCKER DIE




There are 250 000 faggots... at age 6... who have obesity...

I CAN SOLVE THE PROBLEM
STOP EATING YOU PELVIC PIECE IF SHIT

I have stuttering friend
This guy needs definetly to learn properly to talk...
Whats with the stutter...

YOU PIECE OF MEAT
Learn something

Refusing to believe in supernatural...and God it's call growing...

Since when ... "Probably"and "Maybe" end up as always in section...
"Never"?



Even when gays see a gay guy who acts more women like...
More feminine...
THEY GO WITH
I AM FUCKING GAY.. BUT NOT TYPE OF ONE

My first girlfriend this year was into dark shit men...
She wasn't a fucking comedian so I left her.

I saw my cousin crying for a person for which he is capable of giving less shit about.
It was pathetic.

My father was in hitting me with a baseball bat... shit.
My mother was touching my dick balls with a needle...

Today in this room we have pathetic creatures which take constantly selfies and pictures of themselves...
It is like

LOOK AT ME
LOOK AT ME
LOOK AT ME
LOOK AT ME
LOOK AT ME

SAD
PATHETIC
PIECE OF DOG SHIT



I was recently out with a guy...
We got checked out by the cops...
And he told me after the check up...
That the police asked him...

"What does he have in his pockets"
And he told me that he even doesn't know what he has in his pockets...
And started laughing...


NOW WHAT MAKING FUN AT PEOPLE WITH AMNESIA...
YOU PIECE IF SHIT...
YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE

THIS SHIT IS HYSTERICALY OFFENSIVE. .

When I see naked and nude photos on social media this is next traumatic event after JFK ASSASINATION and 9/11.

Comedy: Heckler Material

By VeNgeR GrEenTag



Whoa you are heckling... so what's your next goal... get toxic levels of alcohol in your blood?
Kill Yourself?


Most people suck in life... so does your mom.

Whoa you gonna bash me with arguments as for how much gods are likeable... and nothing wrong is out there in the bible?
Have you thought about killing yourself, God definetly doesn't like you
Explicitly I got an email from him.


Have you thought about regret or given chance to this word "regret"... basically imagine your father...
He regrets creating you

Sex... size... oh whoa your father is getting fucking title on the world smallest dick.

Hey fuckface, did your friends knew that you are sad ... depress... low level interest in life?
Tell 'em...
I am not planning to read another newspaper about queers quiting life
Stop being such whiny folks
Warm up you fucking bitch


Oh you are offended?
Really?
Oh whoa
I am so sorry
How about go eat some poop... start suck your father cock... and do not forget your mom is paying today's meal.


I am a psychopath... oh whoa... what a giveway... turnover
You are basic A Bitch

You worry about regret?
Your parents tregret creating you dumb cunt

Oh you are offended
Be offended fucker... I am giving away a compliment a tool which your father does not use to make horny or show some level interest in your mom...
As the scene goes ... the magic.. the connection is over
Wait for fucking divorce papers

Fans... hecklers... whatever... the most annoying people



- "You should say that"
- "You shouldn't be saying that..."
- "You should do start doing that..."
- "And you said that..."
- "And you did that... oh whoa... you did that..."



How about go fuck yourself you slumb bag of shit... do you know that?
Go fuck yourself
Fucking faggot
Slice your veins and end your fucking life...
Great idea...
You didn't like my set?
Fuck you
You got opinnion
Go get misery you fucking prick

Fans one sentence
The most annoying people

People who are offended the most awful pricks alive

Hey faggots, when people from AA go walking around in mountain... they never bring food with themselves... main reason to do start in sone other sort of compulsice behavior...
Obsession, bitches!

Do you know what
If your mom had an option "Delete Button"
She will delete immediately fuck you is the mist sickest regret she ever will have.