By VeNgeR GrEenTag
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Tend
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I am really hoping!
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Fuck you...
Girls who spit on dick
Are poor
Its either a porno video...
Or poor fuck
Poor prostitutes
And definetly those of ...
Free sex... free girls
HOW EVEN YOU GET THERE
THAT LEVEL OF INTIMACY
WITHOUT RECEIPE
LETS SEE
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MINDSET
OF CREATOR
"HOW CAN WE FUCK OVER THOSE GUYS
..
...
PEOPLE
HOW CAN WE DO IT?"
"I KNOW"
LETS BUNDLE UP
SHIT WHICH THEY DON'T NEED
AND NEVER WILL
AND TO PAY FOR IT
OH MEN STUDENT LOAN...
This is fun...
Stress
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You get fat
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You go in jail
They ass fuck you
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You drop the fucking soap...
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I am soloist...
I fucking play solo...
GUESS WHAT PEOPLE WHO STUTTER
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Cheating is smart move
Looking it scientifically new found way
Cheating does not exist.
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Watching more than 5 hours you die...
Fun shit men
Its like the smoking after sex, but still one cocky shit comes out what if you blow smoke on the tip of the dick...
Does dick get cancer?
Can you get cancer?
Can you slowly die...
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SO
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We all are dumb...
At leasts lets get dumb... being clever its all about arrogance abd ignorance both deadly weapons of the jester.
Still spill the milk, FUCK!
Tuesday, June 30, 2020
Comedy: Cum, Please?
By VeNgeR GrEenTag
Is cum facial thing?
Or food flavour?
PERFECT
JUST PERFECT
Me being confident
Its a total strangulation
And fuck punchlines
Fuck em
I hate it when...
People talk about themselves
They are carefree characters...
The truth is I don't care...
I fucking don't care
YOUR OPINION...
I DEFINETLY NOT CARE
YOU OPINION MAKES ME MASTURBATE
SOMEBODY NEEDED TO SAY IT
I SAID IT
Recently I got a blowjob.. after I cum she said "You are ready... to go"...
The same thing happens when I finish
I shout out "Ready... ready".
No poop on the dick?
Have you seen this?
What type of fucking anal guarantee is that?
Ass fuck
Anal fuck
Pooping...
Its a whole fucking body thing...
We startee dogs...
Disappearing
Now we are moving on with
People
They are just missing...
Oh men anal...
I guess on the poop cum...
I guess
AND STOP WITH FRUITS AND VEGETABLES
SEXULIZATION
Gorrillas
Scract the crotch
You DUMMY
Dogs are suicidal
They are alive
Living
Emotional
Self-absorb creatures
So far depressed. . And definetly suicidal
We look like zombies
All day
24/7
On phones
Iphone
Ifuck
Ipod
Ikill
Androids
...
Oh mem...
We are zombies...
I KNOW ITS NASTY...
BUT SOMEBODY NEEDED TO SAY IT...
OKAY?
SOMEBODY JUST NEEDED TO GO ONE STEP FURTHER
I GOT BALLS MEN...
WHATEVER THAT MEANS
Mean fuck!
Penis.. dick...
Erected like
Follow
Subscribe
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Dislike and unsubscribe
I hope I am getting somewhere with this chart.
Is cum facial thing?
Or food flavour?
PERFECT
JUST PERFECT
Me being confident
Its a total strangulation
And fuck punchlines
Fuck em
I hate it when...
People talk about themselves
They are carefree characters...
The truth is I don't care...
I fucking don't care
YOUR OPINION...
I DEFINETLY NOT CARE
YOU OPINION MAKES ME MASTURBATE
SOMEBODY NEEDED TO SAY IT
I SAID IT
Recently I got a blowjob.. after I cum she said "You are ready... to go"...
The same thing happens when I finish
I shout out "Ready... ready".
No poop on the dick?
Have you seen this?
What type of fucking anal guarantee is that?
Ass fuck
Anal fuck
Pooping...
Its a whole fucking body thing...
We startee dogs...
Disappearing
Now we are moving on with
People
They are just missing...
Oh men anal...
I guess on the poop cum...
I guess
AND STOP WITH FRUITS AND VEGETABLES
SEXULIZATION
Gorrillas
Scract the crotch
You DUMMY
Dogs are suicidal
They are alive
Living
Emotional
Self-absorb creatures
So far depressed. . And definetly suicidal
We look like zombies
All day
24/7
On phones
Iphone
Ifuck
Ipod
Ikill
Androids
...
Oh mem...
We are zombies...
I KNOW ITS NASTY...
BUT SOMEBODY NEEDED TO SAY IT...
OKAY?
SOMEBODY JUST NEEDED TO GO ONE STEP FURTHER
I GOT BALLS MEN...
WHATEVER THAT MEANS
Mean fuck!
Penis.. dick...
Erected like
Follow
Subscribe
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Dislike and unsubscribe
I hope I am getting somewhere with this chart.
Wednesday, June 17, 2020
Comedy: Bible *New (2)
By VeNgeR GrEenTag
"The very first sentence of Genesis and therefore the Bible states:
“In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.” (Genesis 1:1 NIV
That’s it! Doesn’t tell us how he made it; what building materials were used; if any of the work was outsourced to India; or from where he sourced the materials. The Bible’s explanation of the creation of the universe is paramount to the smart-ass kid in the classroom telling you, “It just is and you wouldn’t understand it even if I told you anyway!” Imagine how confusing the creation of the universe by the Hebrew God 6,000 years ago must have been to the Sumerians as they watched on from their huts drinking beer, and using glue. Wait. What?
The next time someone says there is still a debate between our modern cosmological understanding of the universe versus the..."
- C.J. Werlam
"The remainder of the opening sentence of Genesis continues:
“Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters.” (Genesis 1:2 NIV)
So, the question becomes what was God doing with himself leading up to that time? Sitting idle in the formless empty darkness? How long was he sitting on his ass flicking between channels waiting for
something interesting to watch? Did he..."
- C.J. Warlem
"...this extraordinarily lengthy hiatus. Evidently, he was indeed content with floating around in the dark until, all of a sudden, he says to himself, “Fuck it, I want to create a planet, a heaven, some people and sit back and watch them destroy each other in my honor because Monday Night Football is still 6,000 years away."
- C.J. Werleman
"I find it excessively humorous that God made light out of nothing, on the second day, which means he made the heavens and the earth in the dark! Now, if creating everything we know out of nothing wasn’t a challenge enough, he did it in complete darkness. Pretty impressive, isn’t it? I can’t even write my own name in the dark, let alone create a fucking great big shark.
God Messes Up The Order
Irrefutably, the total balls up of the Genesis order of events is the smoking gun for demonstrating that God is the figure of 2000 BC man’s imagination, but in keeping"
- C.J. Werleman
"God created light and darkness on day one and the sun and the planets didn’t appear until day four, according to the scripture. So where did the light come from? No sun, no light. Oops!
On day three he creates all the earth’s vegetation, the plants and the trees, but we now know God didn’t create the sun until the following day, so how can there be plant life without photosynthesis? Oops!
Now we run into our very first contradiction, and we are only on page one of the Bible mind you, as God says that on day five he created the birds and animals from nothing more than the water from the oceans, but then in the very next chapter, as he is doing a summary of these heady seven days, it is written:
“Now the Lord God had formed out of the ground all the beasts of the land and all the birds of the air.” (Genesis 2:19 NIV)"
- C.J. Werleman
"Moving onto the sixth day of his celestial architectural program, God decides to create a human being:
“So God created man in his own image, in the image of God he created him.” (Genesis 1:27 NIV)
Think about this for a moment: made in his own image? If we are truly made in his own image then why aren’t we invisible? But clearly I can see you and you can see me, so I think this is another fallacy straight off the bat. And if we do look like him, which of us does he most resemble? Is he Asian? Is he black?"
- C.J. Werlman
"Is he an NRA card-carrying member of the Texas branch of the Young Republicans? Or is he somewhat Tokyo metro-sexual in appearance? Does he stand naked in front of the mirror and wish he gave himself an extra inch or two, not that I do that, I’m just saying, ok! And what if he were anything like Bill O’Reilly? Because if he is anything like the white angry men on FOX News then I will violate all of the 10 Commandments right now, grab a gun, shoot myself, assuring myself a place in the sulphur fires of Hell. Ahh, peace at last!
Ok, let’s imagine that God is more like Morgan Freeman’s portrayal in God Almighty, and imagine for a moment that, bam! man is made out of thin air in God’s own image. Right? Wrong! Well, wrong according to the next contradiction, which follows alongside the birds foul up:
“The Lord God formed the man from the dust on the ground and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life and the man became a living being.” (Genesis 2:7 NIV)
So, which one is it? Air or dust? Admittedly, I am easily confused but now I am fully flummoxed. We have only travelled a page or two into the Bible and, already, God is contradicting himself. You would think his preamble would be the easy part! Once God has to remember names and locations after receiving all those prayer-mails and knee-mails, it’s bound to get more difficult. At the start of the second chapter, where it is said that God made man before all the plants and trees, we are in led into confusion again..."
- C.J. Werleman
"Lewis adds further to his take, as a Jew, on the Genesis claim for the creation of the earth, in his typical acidic style:
“Jews know that earth was not created in seven days, because as Jews we know what we are good at. And what we are really good at is – bullshit! This is a wonderful story told to the Jewish people in the desert to distract them from the fact that they did not have air-conditioning. I would love to have the faith to believe it took place in seven days BUT I have thoughts and that can really fuck up the faith thing..."
- C.J. Werleman
"Final thoughts on this, where would Noah have kept the woodpeckers and the termites? With all these millions of animals, reptiles and insects on board this boat for months how big was the poo-room? Ha, poop..."
- C.J. Werleman
"the Canaan Desert. The Bible reconciles this in a manner that is arguably the most ridiculous of all.
The Bible has it written that the entire world, post-flood, spoke a single language. The world’s inhabitants gathered together on a flood plain in the land of Shinar, presumably somewhere in what we know to be Israel today. All citizens of the world united to build a new city, with what would be an iconic tower, being so magnificent that its pinnacle would seem to touch the heavens. Working together in solidarity and with a common purpose, the ‘world’ built this impressive tower made of brick and mortar, and indeed, according to Bible lore, it reached into Heaven.
Was God happy with this engineering feat of human endeavour? Was he happy that man had united after the virtual elimination of his species as a result of God’s flood? The answer is no, he wasn’t. In fact, God was furious that man would do such a thing without it being, specifically,..."
- C.J. Werleman
"What’s further interesting about this story is that Abraham lied and deceived a Pharaoh with God’s endorsement. What kind of moral teaching is this? I think all believers should find it somewhat unsettling that the human father of the Judaeo-Christian faith was a blatant liar. The Church of Latter Day Saints, the Mormon faith, was likewise founded by a convicted fraudster in Joseph Smith, but at least the Mormons got magic underwear for following him..."
- C.J. Werleman
"God says to Abraham:
“Every male among you shall be circumcised. You are to undergo circumcision and it will be a sign of the covenant between me and you.” (Genesis 17:10 NIV)
Thus, if you are male and reading this book, chances are you too have no foreskin, which according to some scientific claims contains 75% of the erogenous nerves of the penis. You can point to this passage in the Bible to explain the reason why your uncircumcised friends are experiencing 300% more pleasure during sex. I have to say, however, that I personally bear no grudge against God for this covenant, being circumcised myself, because if I were to enjoy sex any more than I currently do then I would never get anything accomplished. It would be a case of ‘goodbye, outside world..."
- C.J. Werleman
Comedy: Bible *New
By VeNgeR GrEenTag
"Pray to God"
- Fuck you you oblivious fuck.
"I found God"
- You found dick in my ass you declined, neutral fuck.
"“The characters and events depicted in the damn bible are fictitious. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.”
Penn and Teller
The Bible is a collection of 66 different books, the writings of at least 40 different authors over a period of time that spanned at least 1,500 years. The Bible, however, is not a singular catalogue of these books as the sixty-six books are each respectively assigned to either the Old or New Testament. To illustrate this, the Old Testament comprises of thirty-nine of the sixty six, Genesis to Malachi; whilst the New Testament includes the balance of twenty-seven books, the Gospel of Matthew through the Book of Revelation. Now it is important for non-Jewish audiences to understand that the New Testament is not ‘new’, in the sense that it is a modernized or an updated version of the Old Testament, as an alarming..."
- C.J. Werlem
"Christopher Hitchens, author of God is Not Great, eloquently makes his punchy position on this:
“[New Testament] is a work of crude carpentry, hammered together long after its purported events and full of attempts to make things come out right."
- C.J. Werlem
"The books of the Bible were crafted together by ancient man to explain how his universe and his surroundings came to be. These were books that provided comfort to man, as he feared the dark, death in battle, the sound of thunder, or illness and disease. Within all civilizations, within all societies, the human existence has demonstrated its proclivity to create gods for when we cannot find meaning or understanding. For example, we knew the sun was good because it made our crops grow. No sun, no crops, no food. Therefore we created the Sun God. Similarly, gods for water, fertility, healing, etc..."
- C.J. Werlem
"The ancient Romans believed their existence was founded by the twins Romulus and Remes, both orphaned and raised by a wolf. The ancient Hebrews believed a sky-god placed a man named Adam, created from dust, and a woman, created by Adam’s rib, on earth to be the first family of their existence..."
- C.J. Werlem
"Bible, but this is what is known of the ‘Good Book’:
More than 35% of college attending Christians could not put the following in order: Abraham, the Old Testament prophets, the death of Christ and Pentecost.
One-third could also not identify Matthew as an apostle from a list of New Testament names.
The above findings corroborated by an editorial published in Politics Daily titled, Why a ‘Year of the Bible’ Would Horrify its Sponsors showed:
More than 50% don’t know that Genesis is the first book of the Bible.
More than 50% can’t name even one of the Gospels.
More than 60% can’t name at least 5 of the 10 commandments.
More than 20% think Moses was one of Jesus’ disciples.
More than 50% of High School seniors think Sodom and Gomorrah was a married couple..."
- C.J. Werlem
"Is it possible believers choose not to read it because Isaac Asimov’s famous quote, in regards to the Bible, is a truism?
“Properly read, the bible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived.”
– Isaac Asimo"
- C.J. Werlem
"If you ever get into a religious discussion with a Christian, for example, a circular rationale usually ensues, something like this: “The Bible is true because it is the word of God and I know it is the word of God because the Bible says so. And if the Bible says so, then it must be true, because I know the Bible is true because it is the word of God and God wouldn’t lie. I know that because the Bible says so.” Are you dizzy yet
At the risk of further extending the circular roundabout, the theological conundrum is that the onus is now on the believer to prove the existence of the Biblical God, because if he isn’t real then the book isn’t inspired!"
- C.J. Werlem
"Therefore, for the Bible to be truly inspired by a Heavenly creator, it would require that all the hundreds and thousands of men that took part in the copying and translating were ‘inspired’ by God. I now need to get off this merry-go-round.
But if we grant the believers their faith and be gracious enough to offer our humor, then shouldn’t we expect the Bible to be brim-filled with wisdom, wonder, enlightenment and beauty? Shouldn’t this book, co-authored by the supreme-being, the creator of all, be the most marvellous thing ever written; standing side by side with progressive scientific discovery and not starkly against it? Is this too much to ask? Because having read the Bible back to front, front to back, right to left, left to right, I think it is one of the most uninspiring books ever written. God’s greatest preaching to mankind, his creation, counts for little more than who I can and can’t shag; what I can and can’t eat; when I can and can’t work; how I should treat my slaves; under what terms I can annihilate..."
- C.J. Werlem
"Seems a little trivial, doesn’t it? Furthermore, this God has some bizarre and brutish methods for getting his point across, including forcing his prophet Ezekiel to eat nothing but bread..."
- C.J. Werlem
"meared with human shit for 430 consecutive days; vaporizing people into salt for innocuous errs; and of course, seeing to the slaughter of entire civilizations because they may happen to be in the way of an Israelite land grab.
Really? Is this his best effort? My god, I can literally walk into any Border’s bookstore blindfolded, march directly to the self-help section and find more wisdom in ‘Awaken the Giant within’ or ‘Chicken soup for the soul’ and these respective books are just full of pseudo pop-psychology at best and utter meaningless bullshit at worst"
- C.J. Werlem
"“…even if the Bible is a dead-on accurate transcription of God’s words, it’s rather shocking that God only had two books in him, the Old and the New Testament. I’ve actually written two books and I am sure God would have written more than me. Two books? That was all he had to say to us? You think he would have put at least a pamphlet in response to the Holocaust. And if not, a pamphlet, a couple of well placed fire-balls, for crying out loud. This is the Supreme Being we’re talking about, who whacks Sodom and Gomorrah and turns Lot’s wife to salt and Hitler doesn’t get so much as a twisted ankle? It seems a little suspicious to me.”
It becomes obvious, then, that the Bible is far from the writings of an omniscient, super-intellectual being, but rather the often incoherent rants of a few violent, self-serving, nomadic Middle Eastern yokels, who created these writings, with not only the intention of explaining the inexplicable but also for the moral justifications of slavery, subjugation of women and domination of neighboring societies to steal their land, rape their women and plunder their treasures.
Who better to put this all into some realm of reality than the great late comedian Mr. George Carlin?
“When it comes to bullshit, big-time, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises
and exaggerated claims, religion. No contest. No contest. Religion. Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there’s an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever ‘til the end of time! But He loves you."
- C.J. Werlem
"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God?
‘God’ and ‘evil’ in the one sentence surely challenges the public relations spin of God being a loving, just, peace-endorsing heavenly father. With ‘spoiler alert’ disclaimer up front, this examination will ultimately lead you to one of the following two conclusions, that either
God is just a creation of man’s imagination or,
God is an evil bastard.
Be assured that my caricature of the celestial cloud merchant is not just something that I have grasped on my own, as much smarter men than I contend similar. Take Richard Dawkins’, biologist and author of God Delusion, depiction of God from chapter two of his book."
- C.J. Werlam
"“The Christian God is a being of terrific character — cruel, vindictive, capricious and unjust.”
Now, if your knowledge of the Bible is confined to the religious preacher sound bites, then I am sure the aforementioned quotations from Messrs. Dawkins and Jefferson come as a bit of a shock. But I dare anyone to come up with a better personality profile of the God of Abraham having read the Bible from Genesis right through to Revelations. This God created by the Hebrews is far removed from the propaganda spun by priests, pastors and popes, who use these pithy sound bites of ‘love thy neighbor’ and ‘do unto others’, or ‘turn the other cheek’ as means of packaging Christianity for sale. The Biblical reality is that this particular God will smote you for working on the wrong day; wearing the wrong clothes; sex with the wrong person; thought crimes such as wanting a new car, a new boat, or a holiday; complaining about a lack of food; complaining about the quality of the food; eating the wrong food; occupying land allotted for his ‘chosen’ people; talking back to your parents; questioning authority; looking back to see his destruction of a city; breaking the rules for owning or buying slaves; and ultimately hates you for not being an Israelite, to name but a few. He truly punctuates the air with far more reasons to hate the human condition than love it."
- C.J. Werlam
"They are able to do all of this without a sky-god to watch over them, without the benefit of a book written 4000 years ago by other chimpanzees. With this in mind, why do Christians, Muslims and Jews continue the self-loathing and self-doubting assertion that the Bible forms the framework for human morality? Laughable isn’t it? Like the chimps, we have a mutual investment and moral empathy in ensuring that perpetrators of deeds that cause harm to us are ultimately isolated from us, whether by imprisonment or ostracization. The reality-show ‘Survivor’ makes a dim-witted case in point for this dynamic. Watch any elimination episode and it is primarily those individuals that offer no altruistic value to the tribe, whether physically or politically, who are sent home for an early shower..."
- C.J. Werlam
"“A cranky old bastard”, in a heated teen-angst moment? And if we are picking and choosing the
laws worthy of following, then aren’t we playing God ourselves? Furthermore, if we accept that it is barbaric in the 21st century to sell our daughters into slavery, then it is evident that morals, like everything else in the human experience, evolve. Resulting in the conclusion that moral evolution is at the behest of man and not by God.
Further, if belief in God were inextricably tied to morality then it would be fair to assume that statistical, analytical or anecdotal data would demonstrate that societies with a higher degree of religiosity would be safer places to live, as those citizens abided by the moral code prescribed by the respective religion."
- C.J. Werlam
" Marduk’s sacred animals are horses, dogs and a dragon with a forked tongue……and when we will want to relearn that premarital sex is a sin? Or that adulteresses should be stoned to death?
“Do you think that, if you were granted omnipotence and omniscience and millions of years in which to perfect your world, you could produce nothing better than the Ku Klux Klan or the Fascists?”
Bertand Russell (London, 1927"
- C.J. Werlam
"Genesis is the first book of the Bible of Judaism and Christianity, and the first of five books of the Pentateuch or Torah. It recounts Judeo-Christian beliefs regarding the world, from creation to the descent of the children of Israel into Egypt, and contains some of the best-known stories of the Old Testament, including Adam and Eve, Cain and Abel, Noah’s Ark, the Tower of Babel and the biblical Patriarchs.
For Jews the theological importance of Genesis centers on the covenants linking God to his Chosen People and the people to the Promised Land. Christianity..."
- C.J. Werlam
"Pray to God"
- Fuck you you oblivious fuck.
"I found God"
- You found dick in my ass you declined, neutral fuck.
"“The characters and events depicted in the damn bible are fictitious. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.”
Penn and Teller
The Bible is a collection of 66 different books, the writings of at least 40 different authors over a period of time that spanned at least 1,500 years. The Bible, however, is not a singular catalogue of these books as the sixty-six books are each respectively assigned to either the Old or New Testament. To illustrate this, the Old Testament comprises of thirty-nine of the sixty six, Genesis to Malachi; whilst the New Testament includes the balance of twenty-seven books, the Gospel of Matthew through the Book of Revelation. Now it is important for non-Jewish audiences to understand that the New Testament is not ‘new’, in the sense that it is a modernized or an updated version of the Old Testament, as an alarming..."
- C.J. Werlem
"Christopher Hitchens, author of God is Not Great, eloquently makes his punchy position on this:
“[New Testament] is a work of crude carpentry, hammered together long after its purported events and full of attempts to make things come out right."
- C.J. Werlem
"The books of the Bible were crafted together by ancient man to explain how his universe and his surroundings came to be. These were books that provided comfort to man, as he feared the dark, death in battle, the sound of thunder, or illness and disease. Within all civilizations, within all societies, the human existence has demonstrated its proclivity to create gods for when we cannot find meaning or understanding. For example, we knew the sun was good because it made our crops grow. No sun, no crops, no food. Therefore we created the Sun God. Similarly, gods for water, fertility, healing, etc..."
- C.J. Werlem
"The ancient Romans believed their existence was founded by the twins Romulus and Remes, both orphaned and raised by a wolf. The ancient Hebrews believed a sky-god placed a man named Adam, created from dust, and a woman, created by Adam’s rib, on earth to be the first family of their existence..."
- C.J. Werlem
"Bible, but this is what is known of the ‘Good Book’:
More than 35% of college attending Christians could not put the following in order: Abraham, the Old Testament prophets, the death of Christ and Pentecost.
One-third could also not identify Matthew as an apostle from a list of New Testament names.
The above findings corroborated by an editorial published in Politics Daily titled, Why a ‘Year of the Bible’ Would Horrify its Sponsors showed:
More than 50% don’t know that Genesis is the first book of the Bible.
More than 50% can’t name even one of the Gospels.
More than 60% can’t name at least 5 of the 10 commandments.
More than 20% think Moses was one of Jesus’ disciples.
More than 50% of High School seniors think Sodom and Gomorrah was a married couple..."
- C.J. Werlem
"Is it possible believers choose not to read it because Isaac Asimov’s famous quote, in regards to the Bible, is a truism?
“Properly read, the bible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived.”
– Isaac Asimo"
- C.J. Werlem
"If you ever get into a religious discussion with a Christian, for example, a circular rationale usually ensues, something like this: “The Bible is true because it is the word of God and I know it is the word of God because the Bible says so. And if the Bible says so, then it must be true, because I know the Bible is true because it is the word of God and God wouldn’t lie. I know that because the Bible says so.” Are you dizzy yet
At the risk of further extending the circular roundabout, the theological conundrum is that the onus is now on the believer to prove the existence of the Biblical God, because if he isn’t real then the book isn’t inspired!"
- C.J. Werlem
"Therefore, for the Bible to be truly inspired by a Heavenly creator, it would require that all the hundreds and thousands of men that took part in the copying and translating were ‘inspired’ by God. I now need to get off this merry-go-round.
But if we grant the believers their faith and be gracious enough to offer our humor, then shouldn’t we expect the Bible to be brim-filled with wisdom, wonder, enlightenment and beauty? Shouldn’t this book, co-authored by the supreme-being, the creator of all, be the most marvellous thing ever written; standing side by side with progressive scientific discovery and not starkly against it? Is this too much to ask? Because having read the Bible back to front, front to back, right to left, left to right, I think it is one of the most uninspiring books ever written. God’s greatest preaching to mankind, his creation, counts for little more than who I can and can’t shag; what I can and can’t eat; when I can and can’t work; how I should treat my slaves; under what terms I can annihilate..."
- C.J. Werlem
"Seems a little trivial, doesn’t it? Furthermore, this God has some bizarre and brutish methods for getting his point across, including forcing his prophet Ezekiel to eat nothing but bread..."
- C.J. Werlem
"meared with human shit for 430 consecutive days; vaporizing people into salt for innocuous errs; and of course, seeing to the slaughter of entire civilizations because they may happen to be in the way of an Israelite land grab.
Really? Is this his best effort? My god, I can literally walk into any Border’s bookstore blindfolded, march directly to the self-help section and find more wisdom in ‘Awaken the Giant within’ or ‘Chicken soup for the soul’ and these respective books are just full of pseudo pop-psychology at best and utter meaningless bullshit at worst"
- C.J. Werlem
"“…even if the Bible is a dead-on accurate transcription of God’s words, it’s rather shocking that God only had two books in him, the Old and the New Testament. I’ve actually written two books and I am sure God would have written more than me. Two books? That was all he had to say to us? You think he would have put at least a pamphlet in response to the Holocaust. And if not, a pamphlet, a couple of well placed fire-balls, for crying out loud. This is the Supreme Being we’re talking about, who whacks Sodom and Gomorrah and turns Lot’s wife to salt and Hitler doesn’t get so much as a twisted ankle? It seems a little suspicious to me.”
It becomes obvious, then, that the Bible is far from the writings of an omniscient, super-intellectual being, but rather the often incoherent rants of a few violent, self-serving, nomadic Middle Eastern yokels, who created these writings, with not only the intention of explaining the inexplicable but also for the moral justifications of slavery, subjugation of women and domination of neighboring societies to steal their land, rape their women and plunder their treasures.
Who better to put this all into some realm of reality than the great late comedian Mr. George Carlin?
“When it comes to bullshit, big-time, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises
and exaggerated claims, religion. No contest. No contest. Religion. Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there’s an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever ‘til the end of time! But He loves you."
- C.J. Werlem
"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God?
‘God’ and ‘evil’ in the one sentence surely challenges the public relations spin of God being a loving, just, peace-endorsing heavenly father. With ‘spoiler alert’ disclaimer up front, this examination will ultimately lead you to one of the following two conclusions, that either
God is just a creation of man’s imagination or,
God is an evil bastard.
Be assured that my caricature of the celestial cloud merchant is not just something that I have grasped on my own, as much smarter men than I contend similar. Take Richard Dawkins’, biologist and author of God Delusion, depiction of God from chapter two of his book."
- C.J. Werlam
"“The Christian God is a being of terrific character — cruel, vindictive, capricious and unjust.”
Now, if your knowledge of the Bible is confined to the religious preacher sound bites, then I am sure the aforementioned quotations from Messrs. Dawkins and Jefferson come as a bit of a shock. But I dare anyone to come up with a better personality profile of the God of Abraham having read the Bible from Genesis right through to Revelations. This God created by the Hebrews is far removed from the propaganda spun by priests, pastors and popes, who use these pithy sound bites of ‘love thy neighbor’ and ‘do unto others’, or ‘turn the other cheek’ as means of packaging Christianity for sale. The Biblical reality is that this particular God will smote you for working on the wrong day; wearing the wrong clothes; sex with the wrong person; thought crimes such as wanting a new car, a new boat, or a holiday; complaining about a lack of food; complaining about the quality of the food; eating the wrong food; occupying land allotted for his ‘chosen’ people; talking back to your parents; questioning authority; looking back to see his destruction of a city; breaking the rules for owning or buying slaves; and ultimately hates you for not being an Israelite, to name but a few. He truly punctuates the air with far more reasons to hate the human condition than love it."
- C.J. Werlam
"They are able to do all of this without a sky-god to watch over them, without the benefit of a book written 4000 years ago by other chimpanzees. With this in mind, why do Christians, Muslims and Jews continue the self-loathing and self-doubting assertion that the Bible forms the framework for human morality? Laughable isn’t it? Like the chimps, we have a mutual investment and moral empathy in ensuring that perpetrators of deeds that cause harm to us are ultimately isolated from us, whether by imprisonment or ostracization. The reality-show ‘Survivor’ makes a dim-witted case in point for this dynamic. Watch any elimination episode and it is primarily those individuals that offer no altruistic value to the tribe, whether physically or politically, who are sent home for an early shower..."
- C.J. Werlam
"“A cranky old bastard”, in a heated teen-angst moment? And if we are picking and choosing the
laws worthy of following, then aren’t we playing God ourselves? Furthermore, if we accept that it is barbaric in the 21st century to sell our daughters into slavery, then it is evident that morals, like everything else in the human experience, evolve. Resulting in the conclusion that moral evolution is at the behest of man and not by God.
Further, if belief in God were inextricably tied to morality then it would be fair to assume that statistical, analytical or anecdotal data would demonstrate that societies with a higher degree of religiosity would be safer places to live, as those citizens abided by the moral code prescribed by the respective religion."
- C.J. Werlam
" Marduk’s sacred animals are horses, dogs and a dragon with a forked tongue……and when we will want to relearn that premarital sex is a sin? Or that adulteresses should be stoned to death?
“Do you think that, if you were granted omnipotence and omniscience and millions of years in which to perfect your world, you could produce nothing better than the Ku Klux Klan or the Fascists?”
Bertand Russell (London, 1927"
- C.J. Werlam
"Genesis is the first book of the Bible of Judaism and Christianity, and the first of five books of the Pentateuch or Torah. It recounts Judeo-Christian beliefs regarding the world, from creation to the descent of the children of Israel into Egypt, and contains some of the best-known stories of the Old Testament, including Adam and Eve, Cain and Abel, Noah’s Ark, the Tower of Babel and the biblical Patriarchs.
For Jews the theological importance of Genesis centers on the covenants linking God to his Chosen People and the people to the Promised Land. Christianity..."
- C.J. Werlam
Tuesday, June 16, 2020
Sunday, June 14, 2020
Comedy: To Yo
By VeNgeR GrEenTag
To...
Yo...
Yo
..brother.goose to the A CHASE...
Here is a role which everybody can play...
And its easy
Become in a movie
A travestite...
It sounds like a great role...
If somebody thinks about relationship
GO FUCK YOURSELF
If you are Bulgarian and you are thinking about sex....
DON'T DO IT
DON'T FUCKING DO IT
WE HAVE PSYCHIATRIC FACILITIES
FOR THIS KINDA MOVEMENT
Nothing moves mankind better than morning suicide...
Its all loving and full of affection.
Isn't it tragedy...
Some folks have started as early... as 4 years olds..
WHAT THE HELL?
WHERE THE PARENTS?
SINCE WHEN CHOCOLATE...
FUZZY DRINKS... WASN'T A START UP?
WHAT IS THE NEXT GENERATION OF FOLKS BEING BROAD
KIDDIE PORN
FUN SHIT
MEN...
HAVE YOU SEEN THAT?
KIDS GET DICKS
WHAT AN ASSHOLE VERSION...
THIS SHIT IS MORE NASTY AS FROM RECEIVING GET BASHED AGAINST
THE WALL BY MY FATHER
RAPING IS FUN
WHO IS SAYIN...
ITS NOT FUN?
YOU ARE GETTING SEX...
NIGGER...
I want to be perfect...
But I AM NOT
...
I AM REALLY NOT
Life is volatile, fragile...
Just fuck this manistic... majestic mosque...
Just fuck it
Fuck muslims... for being asshole and really faith nuts.
Bladder end
Piece if low TOLERATED cabage!
Fuck all mumble nuts
FUCK YOU
When Invite guys out...
I put in words "take and your girls out"...
I don't give a fuck about those crappy annoying male bastard fuck em...
I care about the girls
I am over there to fuck
...
Fuck value fuck it
I am there to take not to give...
If you want to give
GO TO CHARITY
When your dick stop working...
What?
You are like a kid?
With a broken toy?
Rape is fun
When people go and rape...
They go with mindset
"I definetly gonna fuck that one..."
Cooking...
Makes me cum
I was about to do a bet...
But the fucking price is too fucking high...
FUCK
Fucking a travestite...
Mouth...
Dick sucking...
The feeling is like having sex with your brother and fucking all his dreams.
My father was GAY!
To...
Yo...
Yo
..brother.goose to the A CHASE...
Here is a role which everybody can play...
And its easy
Become in a movie
A travestite...
It sounds like a great role...
If somebody thinks about relationship
GO FUCK YOURSELF
If you are Bulgarian and you are thinking about sex....
DON'T DO IT
DON'T FUCKING DO IT
WE HAVE PSYCHIATRIC FACILITIES
FOR THIS KINDA MOVEMENT
Nothing moves mankind better than morning suicide...
Its all loving and full of affection.
Isn't it tragedy...
Some folks have started as early... as 4 years olds..
WHAT THE HELL?
WHERE THE PARENTS?
SINCE WHEN CHOCOLATE...
FUZZY DRINKS... WASN'T A START UP?
WHAT IS THE NEXT GENERATION OF FOLKS BEING BROAD
KIDDIE PORN
FUN SHIT
MEN...
HAVE YOU SEEN THAT?
KIDS GET DICKS
WHAT AN ASSHOLE VERSION...
THIS SHIT IS MORE NASTY AS FROM RECEIVING GET BASHED AGAINST
THE WALL BY MY FATHER
RAPING IS FUN
WHO IS SAYIN...
ITS NOT FUN?
YOU ARE GETTING SEX...
NIGGER...
I want to be perfect...
But I AM NOT
...
I AM REALLY NOT
Life is volatile, fragile...
Just fuck this manistic... majestic mosque...
Just fuck it
Fuck muslims... for being asshole and really faith nuts.
Bladder end
Piece if low TOLERATED cabage!
Fuck all mumble nuts
FUCK YOU
When Invite guys out...
I put in words "take and your girls out"...
I don't give a fuck about those crappy annoying male bastard fuck em...
I care about the girls
I am over there to fuck
...
Fuck value fuck it
I am there to take not to give...
If you want to give
GO TO CHARITY
When your dick stop working...
What?
You are like a kid?
With a broken toy?
Rape is fun
When people go and rape...
They go with mindset
"I definetly gonna fuck that one..."
Cooking...
Makes me cum
I was about to do a bet...
But the fucking price is too fucking high...
FUCK
Fucking a travestite...
Mouth...
Dick sucking...
The feeling is like having sex with your brother and fucking all his dreams.
My father was GAY!
Friday, June 5, 2020
Comedy: Yo To
By VeNgeR GrEenTag
Yup...
Yo to the pass
Yo to the nigga
Guess who is back...
O to the J... 5
Fuck society and fuck friends.
Fuck em!
People who kill because other people and because girls...
GET A PROSTITUTE...FOR GOD SAKE
The best way to express something...
Is no emotion face...
Poker face
Then saying
"Maybe if you drown, you gonna look more beautiful."
Seems fair so far
Babies are cute
Grown ups are fucked up and you want to kill 'em.
ATLEAST I WANT
Isn't it strange me getting out with kids makes me feel like I am pedophile...
Like I am some kinda fucked up person...
I am not a rapist or pedophile, but it feels like it.
I am dead ...
I hope so
One guy suggested ..
Lets go and make threesome together
He was okay with sharing pussy...
Which ends up with question
Whats next
Eaten semen out of shoe for breakfast
Sucking somebody's dick for 10 bucks?
Whats with sex and horrible porn?
They all are the same
Aborts are funny
We start from 60 and way way fucking up..
Way fucking above
Fun shit
Removing unwanted child...
Its a choice
Its a fucking privillige...
Christians go fuck the same girl...
Which they have already raped... its matter if time not faith.
FUCK FAITH
This girl is never getting in relationship with you...
Just never...
Yeah.. I KNOW...
BECAUSE I AM WEAK MINDED...
EASY TO KNOW
EASY TO UNDESTAND
EASY TO GET
Wise people are silent
NO...
THATS WHATS CALL ACTING DUMB
OR BEING IN DUMB STATE... MODE
I wanted to kill myself around this QUARANTINE thing..
But self-esteem issues + not being enough brave.
I fail and with this missionss..
I HATE BIRTHDAY PARTIES
WORTHLESS HOLIDAYS
TAKING DAY OFF?
AM I A MORON...
FUCK HOLIDAYS
Whats with foutains and throwing coins in there...
Why you don't throw coins...
When the sink is stuck?
Yup...
Yo to the pass
Yo to the nigga
Guess who is back...
O to the J... 5
Fuck society and fuck friends.
Fuck em!
People who kill because other people and because girls...
GET A PROSTITUTE...FOR GOD SAKE
The best way to express something...
Is no emotion face...
Poker face
Then saying
"Maybe if you drown, you gonna look more beautiful."
Seems fair so far
Babies are cute
Grown ups are fucked up and you want to kill 'em.
ATLEAST I WANT
Isn't it strange me getting out with kids makes me feel like I am pedophile...
Like I am some kinda fucked up person...
I am not a rapist or pedophile, but it feels like it.
I am dead ...
I hope so
One guy suggested ..
Lets go and make threesome together
He was okay with sharing pussy...
Which ends up with question
Whats next
Eaten semen out of shoe for breakfast
Sucking somebody's dick for 10 bucks?
Whats with sex and horrible porn?
They all are the same
Aborts are funny
We start from 60 and way way fucking up..
Way fucking above
Fun shit
Removing unwanted child...
Its a choice
Its a fucking privillige...
Christians go fuck the same girl...
Which they have already raped... its matter if time not faith.
FUCK FAITH
This girl is never getting in relationship with you...
Just never...
Yeah.. I KNOW...
BECAUSE I AM WEAK MINDED...
EASY TO KNOW
EASY TO UNDESTAND
EASY TO GET
Wise people are silent
NO...
THATS WHATS CALL ACTING DUMB
OR BEING IN DUMB STATE... MODE
I wanted to kill myself around this QUARANTINE thing..
But self-esteem issues + not being enough brave.
I fail and with this missionss..
I HATE BIRTHDAY PARTIES
WORTHLESS HOLIDAYS
TAKING DAY OFF?
AM I A MORON...
FUCK HOLIDAYS
Whats with foutains and throwing coins in there...
Why you don't throw coins...
When the sink is stuck?
Bible Arguments (Continue) Part 2
By VeNgeR GrEenTag
I am right... and this the truth up to the matter...
Life sucks!
How does God pops out?
The big boss... the big guy?
Who created him?
Amd how few couples create thousand of children...
Do you get it where are you going... you silly goose faggots...
Just fucking nowhere!
It depends which gospel you read..
Slavery...
Cherry Picking the bible it won't help in any way...
Each gospel throws different story?
And here is the best thing...
The best one...
You got son...
His name is Jesus you sacrafice him in the name of mankind sins?
Love?
Are you insane...
This outrageous...
Rape and then marry your victim?
How about go fuck yourself...
Has anybody read the bible or you belief in made up shit?
Most of your today beliefs are based upon no any good grounds... foundation...
This us the truth
The messengers
....
John
Matthew
Marcus
Luke
Those people sound like drunk people...
From the bar...
Nothing is historically...accurate...
You can not have in a courtroom
Four witnesses with four different opionions...
Which contradict each other...
Such thing...
Gets filter up and gets into the Bullshit sector.
Jesus = Historical stand point...
No accurate evidence...
Contradictions... with facts and story... does not apply as accurate...
People belief In God... But Lepricons... Santa Claus and Harry Potter all that are unreal...
If God exist can At Least be some kinda rapist,just asking?
We do know choice to stay in the unknown and in the mystery. Instead we choose the position..
To say there is "God", than "I don't know".
"If the God of the Bible is all-powerful and therefore omnipotent, then his wickedness is second to none. To be omnipotent means that not only did he create evil but he does nothing to prevent it. When small children were being thrown alive into burning furnaces during the Second World War, God did nothing to prevent their agonizing deaths, therefore permitting evil to take its course. Or put another way still, by the time you have completed reading this page, another few hundred children will die of thirst or starvation. Epicurus, the Greek Philosopher, had the common sense to write way back in 300 BC"
- Thats how you deal with babies you throw them in the fire...
Just throw those fuckers!
The best thing you can do... you can definetly stop believing...
BS...
IT HAS A PROBLEM...
FALSE PROBLEM
AND promised a solution...
Under Mormons its written morons
A-Semetrical moron
I am right... and this the truth up to the matter...
Life sucks!
How does God pops out?
The big boss... the big guy?
Who created him?
Amd how few couples create thousand of children...
Do you get it where are you going... you silly goose faggots...
Just fucking nowhere!
It depends which gospel you read..
Slavery...
Cherry Picking the bible it won't help in any way...
Each gospel throws different story?
And here is the best thing...
The best one...
You got son...
His name is Jesus you sacrafice him in the name of mankind sins?
Love?
Are you insane...
This outrageous...
Rape and then marry your victim?
How about go fuck yourself...
Has anybody read the bible or you belief in made up shit?
Most of your today beliefs are based upon no any good grounds... foundation...
This us the truth
The messengers
....
John
Matthew
Marcus
Luke
Those people sound like drunk people...
From the bar...
Nothing is historically...accurate...
You can not have in a courtroom
Four witnesses with four different opionions...
Which contradict each other...
Such thing...
Gets filter up and gets into the Bullshit sector.
Jesus = Historical stand point...
No accurate evidence...
Contradictions... with facts and story... does not apply as accurate...
People belief In God... But Lepricons... Santa Claus and Harry Potter all that are unreal...
If God exist can At Least be some kinda rapist,just asking?
We do know choice to stay in the unknown and in the mystery. Instead we choose the position..
To say there is "God", than "I don't know".
"If the God of the Bible is all-powerful and therefore omnipotent, then his wickedness is second to none. To be omnipotent means that not only did he create evil but he does nothing to prevent it. When small children were being thrown alive into burning furnaces during the Second World War, God did nothing to prevent their agonizing deaths, therefore permitting evil to take its course. Or put another way still, by the time you have completed reading this page, another few hundred children will die of thirst or starvation. Epicurus, the Greek Philosopher, had the common sense to write way back in 300 BC"
- Thats how you deal with babies you throw them in the fire...
Just throw those fuckers!
The best thing you can do... you can definetly stop believing...
BS...
IT HAS A PROBLEM...
FALSE PROBLEM
AND promised a solution...
Under Mormons its written morons
A-Semetrical moron
Wednesday, June 3, 2020
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