Comedy: Jihad

By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Okay... today I AM GOING TO FAR... BUT WHO CARES?
People who blow themselves up... are doing it...
For sex...

VIRGIN SEX

Today I have question... have you ever wanted to kill those folks from the movies or ads...
Hot couples...
Getting great time?

My childhood compared to this was quitely okay...
My adulthood and late teens...
Oh GOD... MASSIVE TRAUMA... MASSIVE ONE...

Today somebody being beaten up by mom?
Dad?
I had those moments in life
Life and from experience it goes as far as that women want men who is suppossed to be a leader...
To lead women...
Lead girls...
Once they got one of those they kill him...
They change him...
Once that happens...
They bother to broken him apart...

Killing somebody holds huge pain upon you..
Life is so short.
Violent games do not contribute to violence and shit. Today higher power... is like higher shit.
Diet... healthy eating...
Organic Food...
Are you okay?
Are you with your right mind?

People and humans are revolting...
Young Sheldon concepts...
When us about movies concept here is another one
"The End Of The Fucking World"
Narrow minded not really great description...
Deep...
Depression...
Stress contributing
This gets the whole point...
Suicide needs sharp minds... and action takers...
Like those Jihads who themselves up...

I men of conflict...
I am person who people hate

But whatever... BY DEFAULT I AM ALL AGAINST HUMANITY...
THOSE MONSTERS FROM THE GYM ARE FUCKING...
ME LET ALONE BY DEFAULT...
LONELY...
Why people reason do not pocreate and fucked up...
People...
Get somewhere...
WHATS HAPPENING?

I AM DEFINETLY OFFENDED FROM THIS SHIT

There things which people idolize...
Like DALE CARNEGI PRINCIPLES...
HERE FEW IN ACTION




1. Don't Criticize, Condemn or Complain
2. Give Honest, Sincere, Appreciation
3. Arouse In The Other Person An Eager Want
4. Become Genuinely Interested In Other People
5. Smile
6. Remember That A Person's Name Is To That Person The Sweetest And Most Important Sound In Any Language
7. Be A Good Listener. Encourage Others To Talk About Themselves
8. Talk In Terms Of The Other Person's Interests
9. Make The Other Person Feel Important - And Do It Sincerely
10. The Only Way To Get The Best Of An Argument Is To Avoid It
11. Show Respect For The Other Person's Opinion. Never Say, "You're Wrong."
12. If You Are Wrong Admit It Quickly And Emphatically
13. Begin In A Friendly Manner
14. Get The Other Person Saying "Yes, Yes"
15. Let The Other Person Do A Great Deal Of The Talking
16. Let The Other Person Feel That The Idea Is His Or Hers
17. Try Honestly To See Things From The Other Person's Point Of View
18. Be Sympathetic With The Other Person's Ideas And Desires
19. Appeal To The Nobler Motives
20. Dramatize Your Ideas
21. Throw Down A Challenge
22. Begin With Praise And Honest Appreciation
23. Call Attention To People's Mistakes Indirectly
24. Talk About Your Own Mistakes Before Criticizing The Other Person
25. Ask Questions Instead Of Giving Direct Orders
26. Let The Other Person Save Face
27. Praise The Slightest Improvement And Praise Every Improvement. Be "Hearty In Your Approbation And Lavish In Your Praise".
28. Give The Other Person A Fine Reputation To Live Up To
29. Use Encouragement. Make The Fault Seem Easy To Correct
30. Make The Other Person Happy About Doing The Thing You Suggest




- And yup those are the questionable principles...
Care for others
Think for others...

HOW ABOUT GO FUCK YOU...
THEY ARE DOING WRONG STUFF AND I AM SUPPOSSED TO BE OKAY WITH THAT?
WHAT THE FUCK
SMILE?
ENCOURAGE, REALLY?
Indirectly for their mistakes?
Really?
Fuck you Dale Carnegi
They are never wrong and I AM...
WHAT EGOISTIC... VIEW...
OH DALE I HOPE YOU DIE IN SUBOTOMIC LOW LIFE FREQUENCE

Guess what your father is misogynist
And your mom is quite quick A bitch

To answer the big question for today... why I AM HERE...
After telling some people I AM TAKING A BREAK...
It's because I AM ANNOYED PERSONALLY FROM PEOPLE...
STARTING STRIP TEASE OFFER 1500 FOR A NIGHT
UP TO BONDAGE FOR 2000...
AMD WE DO NOT PUT COMMA UP HERE AND CHANGE OFFERS TO LOWER PROCE WE GO AS FAR AS...
5000 WATCHING BEAUTIFUL COUPLES...
HAVING SEX...
DON'T YOU FEEL...
LITTLE BIT SCAMMED?
DON'T FEEL LIKE THE NEED TO CHOP OFF HER HEAD...
SO I WAS HONEST WITH HER..
IF YOU START CRYING I AM GONNA PAY YOU RIGHT NOW... RIGHT AT THE MOMENT 10 LV...
I ALSO WAS HONEST WITH REVERSING THE SCRIPT..
YOU PAY 10 000... GOING OUT WITH ME...
THE END OF THE END OF THE CONVERSATION ENDED UP ...
WITH GO SUCK...
"Духай го"...

AND YES I AM BACK...
I AM FOR MORE SHIT WHICH REVOLTS ME AND ANNOYS ME

Comedy: Taboo?

By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Deaf people?
I choose to fuck 'em
Blind people?
I choose to fuck 'em
Disable people
I choose to fuck 'em

Is it to far?
I decide to fuck cripples also...
It's my way of doing crossfit.
But still I hate liars...
One by one...
Each by each
Liars...
Fuck 'em

People do stand up or let's say comedy as overall... Okay... saying shit... I GET IT...
BUT PEOPLE WHO DO NO DO THIS
AND START SAYING JOKES...
AND TELLING JOKES..
IT'S JUST CREEPY... NOTHING ELSE

People say... I AM GOING TO OFFEND SOMEBODY...
ANOTHER BULLSHIT COMMENT ABOUT LIFE

What's with social circle...
Social game...
Why guys... who are fucked up... get far in the social chain game?
Why?
How?
No contribution whatsoever... seen... got...
But this guy... gets somewhere...
The level of insanity bothers me inside is outrageous... it's total suprise that you are still alive.

Do you have one of those folks?
Who say "This is not enough... " always there is more..
They take many forms... from stranger up to family member.. up to the boss from work..
I hate those folks... simple saying ruins whole day... a week.
But still LGBT...
HAS PLACE ON TV?
BISEXUAL KINDA OKAY
LESBIANS... HERE I AM TOTALLY OKAY...
TRANSGENDER... OKAY...
GAYS... REALLY?
DIDN'T THIS SOCIETY GOT WIPED?
IF NOT... GOD DOES NOT EXIST
I HAVE READ THE BIBLE...

FEW WORDS...
STOP STAYING SO LATE ON THE COMPUTER.
SPEND TIME IN REALITY YO FUCK

The best way to end manliness of somebody...
Cut off his manhood...
It works...
He start bitching... and the second moment he is already became femine...

OH GOSH YOUR MAJESTY YOUR MANLINESSS IS OVER

I fail as man to fuck free pussy...
But here is one thing the free bitch is not taking as much care as the pay one...
Few times I WAS OUT WITH A GIRL
ONE OF THOSE
FREE ONES...
IT WENT AS FAR SHE BEING SITHOUT MAKE UP SND THE SECOND ONE WAS WITH MAKE UP AND LOOKING LIKE A ZOMBIE...

SOMEBODY NEEDED TO SAY IT...
SOMEBODY NEEDED TO GO AS THAT FAR

My SICK MOMMY

Comedy: Honest As SO Far

By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Level it up yo...
Bitch

Go read a book...
Drunk with Book
You don't remember?
Inagine dieng you pathetic piece of shit

I want to fucking masturbate...
I want to kill and masturbate
Today we got fat comedians...
Fuck you
Fuck you all if you
Fat piece of shit
I hope you die in the Sewage system
I hope alll those negative fucks...
Folks to die...
Oh men...
Right fucking on...
Okay dudes...
Did you got it?
Fuck you...
Each by each

Recently fat guy call me on the phone. It wasn't about food...
Or about TV
Or about fat shit...
It was all about opression of skinny people...
I am slim and fat guys put pressure me...
IT'S NOT MY FUCKING FAULT THAT FAT PEOPLE EAT AND EVERYTHING GETS ON THEIR FIGURE...
IT DICKS AND GETS THERE AND WITH YEARS IT GETS HEAVY AND HEAVY...
NOT MY FAULT

STOP EATING FUCKS...

I HATE COPS?
WHY?
SMELLY
PUECE OF SHITS
DIATURBING, ANNOYING...
PIECE OF JUNK...
WE GOT GAYS PARADE SUCH SHIT ONCE A YEAR IS TOO MUCH...
BUT COPS...
BLUE COSTUME...
HORSE RIDING...
WHATS THAT?
IS THIS SONE KINDA FAGGOT SYMPHONY
I GOT HIGHT HOPES...
I HOPE I CHOCKE
I DIE
I FUCKING KILL MYSELF

BECAUSE LIFE IS NOT FOR ME...
ITS NOT FOR FUCKING ME...
ONE YEAR
TWO YEARS
I AM DEFINETLY OKAY WITH IT
MORE TIME HERE
PERIOD SHIT...
NO NEED FOR SUCH UNNECESSARY BULLSHIT

I NEED TO BRING ENERGY
TO BE NICE
TO HAVE SYMPHATY
TO RESPECT PEOPLE

WHATS THAT SOME KINDA CAMPFIRE AND SHIT?
HAVE SEEN THE NEW SEXUAL CLOTHING
THIS SHIT IS MASS RAPE SHIT
YOU DON'T WANT TO BE RAPED? DON'T WEAR IT!?
YOU WANT TO BE RAPED? WEAR IT

Nothing wrong with pedophiles and rapist... their giving experience to bitches
Okay "love thy enemy"
Lumb piece of shit
The new fucking trousers
They kill me...
People in the subway...
I hate em one by one each by each
Whats with this negatice energy
I am like some kinda a negative spongy bitch... which absorbs fucked up... screw up shit.
Most people want to live...
They want to fucking to live thrir selfish little pricks.. me at the other hand... the other way... I DO NOT CARE...
I DON'T FUCKING CARE... I WANT TO FUCKING TO DIE
LIFE IS HORRIBLE
PEOPLE ARE HORRIBLE START FROM THE FAT GALS FROM THE MY COURSES

AND ENDING UP WITH THE GATS SND THE BALD GUYS... DO YOU THINK THAT PERSON LIKE ME DESERVES TO LIVE...?

AA?
DO YOU THINK THIS VICIOUS FUCKING SHIT TELL ME?
I DO NOT FUCKIBG MEED TO LIVE I AM HORRIBLE...
I AM A FUCKING AWFUL BEIBG ALWAYS GETTING IGNORE...
GETTING PUNISHED WITH SOCIAL ISOLATION SHIT

DO YOU THINK IS GREAT EVERYDAY TO FEEL THE NEED PEOPLE TO BE WITH ME AND IN THE SAME TIME
I WANTING TO KILL MYSELF?

RVERYTHING IS ABOUT ME...
ME
ME
ME
MR
ME
ME
ME
ME
THE FUCKING PIECE OF SLOBISH SLAVERY SHIT
I AM NOT A BELIEVER I DO NOT NEED GOD...
GOD IS A PIECE OF SHIT...
OKAY...
HE IS A HORRIBLE PIEVE OF SHIT...

I GO TO EVEREDAY TO ABANDONED BUILDINGS

BECAUSE I AM PATHETIC PIECE OF SHIT...
I DO NOT CARE FOR THY HUMANS OR FOR THY PEOPLE I CARE ONLY FOR MYSELF
FUCKN THE HUMAN RACE
FUCK THE DOG RACE
FUCK ANIMALS

TODAY IS ALL ABOUT ME...
FUCKING DEAR ME

Comedy: Old and Dead

By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Really?
Metal...
Drugs...
Coach father

We got recipe for satanist.
...
Guys...
Another killer!

Ricky satan's child men... deep shit!
People say heavy metal is not about satan
..
And for what is it?
You piece amputated fuck?
Tripping on acid what type of fucked up ios game is this?



One guy told me "Hey Shut up"
How about go fuck yourself...
You uncarried... unwanted baggage of emotions?
You find very easily if you are unwanted child if you live in a apartment with your parents and with their parents + no room for you...
No extra room for you...
You are definetly not wanted child!

Better be rape... death tham a walking neutral piece of shit.
What happen with you?
Refusal to believe in Santa... But okay and not childish to believe in God?
What happen with Jesus?
Tell me you stinky ass believers... a fucking huge period has riped of out of Jesus...
Whats with his childhood?
Rape?
Not funny?
It's fun...
Guess what...
Slashed nigga gets raped... one more thing the whole is pedophile shit +
Few gays have sex... Jason comes from Friday 13th and cuts of their heads?

I have one of those friends which...
Not one... but bunch of them... which Ignore me...aldo I got few of those who say wise shit right fucking behind the back...
Guess what...
I had a conflitt with a bitch we went as far she saying "Fuck your mom"
I went as far my mom is alive.
I said that....

This here white nigga faggot I hope you die you piece of white shit.
People say out there... there is a virus
Guess what no virus out there...
There is no fucking virus...
Grow up...
Stop being scared by the invisible shit...



Soul...
Spirtuality ...
Insane shit... excuse to eat more
Today I bomb... so let me start okay...
Let me fucking start
Get offended as much as you want if you come over and beat me up...
Nothing more than little patheric piece shit we can spot here...
Right on...
RIGHT FUCKING ON...

Okay we can go into it
Game Of Thrones... Gay Of Thrones... or whatever is the real show doesn't go any further than sex... sex... sex... slavery... dominance... sex... sex scene if one thing is sure that is George RR Martin is a fucking pervert.
Whats with sex?
This is your count of how much chicks you bang or this is how much you masturnate upon fantasies...
Whats with the midget?
You accidentally saw few midget porn clips...
Felt...
Pathetic... pity and you decided to put them ON...

George RR Martin nothing more than a other pervert on Elm street....
I hope this guy dies out of stroke.

Have you ever thought about destroying yourself?
I want basic kill myself...
I WANT TO DIE
BITCH
I AM DOING

Medical gore fan...
Rating... down and up shit
...
Great site

Better legs chopped off than having sex with a ugly bitch another bait bitch.

Comedy: New Year

By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Go off
Faggot
Kill yourself

Okay... okay..
Who fights?
Who join war?
Poor people
Average people

The muscular guys out of gym...
Get another muscles you fucks...
Get some gray matter...


Here is a huge one... we are tribal... we want to survive and so we are selfish...
Stop saying bullshit

Nice guys get it
No they don't ...
I was once a nice guy. .
How far did I go?

People screwing around with me...
Fucking around me...
Making my life hell...
"Can't say "No""...
Mainly because being nice.. means not rejecting...
I always accepted to help ... and my help got exploited
Now I am abandoned
Back stab
Torn apart

This not another pedophile novel.
I growed up with by being beaten up...
Been knocked out...
I hate life
I hate even sharing this shit right...now...
Comedy has been fun right but in the same time a pin in a haystack how longer am I going to keep it?



I got "shh"
"Hey, shh"
"Get over here "
- Definetly a command
"introduce yourself and apologize"
Such statement this year..
Mainly because joke..
Status change..


I can be alpha...
I can be badass...
Let me get thise metal objects in my pockets and have in mind once somebody attacks me... I can bash his head so hard ...
That he dies
Thats how I see alpha status which puts us over
Bill Hicks - Dead from cancer
Richard Jeni - Gun Shot Suicide
Robin William - Suicide 
Chris Farley - Drug Overdose

After so much comedy and life going rip off... I am thinking clearly...
Probably quit
Stop
Probably kill few more years...
I am not complaining...

I AM WORRYING ABOUT THE END RESULT
SUICIDE
I HAVE FEW OF THOSE
I MEAN JOKE ASIDE SERIOUS SHIT

My every fucking year is about to start and end killing myself.
Ceremony... God.... abusing ... as far nothing comes out of religion...

GOD'S WORD...
REALLY?

Wesson domination...
Saying Jesus is a vampire...
Really?
We can go as far as canibal.... but vampire... Jesus ..
What the hell!???
He God...
Lord...
Master

And what are your super poowers?
Being dumb and getting drunk?
Being selfish NARCISSTIC figure!?

Really?
Incest?
God?

Nothing more than an example for a weak mind...
Okay...
Weasson...
Lord
God
...
Rape.. incest... now setenced in jail...
For murder...
You God has jail time.

Marcuss Wesson...the way we can describe him...
Mass killer!

Comedy: He, Me

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