Friday, May 29, 2020

Comedy: I CAN SAY

By VeNgeR GrEenTag

I can say it
You can't say it...
Me from other side of the hand
Verbal abuser

Trying to get rape... be raped..
Its fun...
You should try it out...
Ramblings of silly fuck.


I hate my mom, can put inside her eye socket...
A Blender...
Its fun time...
Blender is what we need for good juice to be made.


I am all for food
Can I
May may may may...
May
Go for it...

AND FUCK YOU FOR RUINING THIS ESCALATING FUN OF EATING FOOD...
EATING FOOD IS EXERCISE AVTIVITY...
GET FAT
AND KILL YOURSELF
DIE YOUNG


George Carlin... Oh men I heard sonething this guy was doing comedy because he needed to pay...
He was in huge debt...

YOU COMLAINING JAY... ZEN...
GENERATION...
STOP IT
STOP MAKING SHIT UP


Sex is all about being raped pr fantasising about getting somebody to get raped...
Oh GOD...
YOU SILLY GOOSE!


I just went to a prostitute...
There is 15 minutes offer
The most ugly ass bitch... I just got up... to when us about fake photos...
This bitch..

AAA MOTHER FUCKER PROVIDER...
NO CLOTHES REMOVED...
THE MOST DISTANT ANNOYING BLOWJOB...
ONE IS...
FULL ATTENTION...
ONE IS HALF ATTENTION...


IS IT ALL ABOUT GETTING SERVICE
AND SOME KINDA ATTRACTION...
OR ITS ABOUT DISTANCE AND SHIT
OH MEN WHEN LIFE SUCKS...
ITS LIKE A DOUBLE DECKLER BUS


Nothing against momies but atleast be a honest mommy.
Awful body
Awful ass
At least was costing less which kinda makes me feel guilty for losing tweny bucks + and with this clothes oh men kill yourself...
I was expecting ..
Something much more than this 20 bucks offer!
Definetly check being alive
Staying alive
And trying out this 15 minutes option...
No ...
I do not have any wonder thoughts about this piece of shitty meat...
Go kill yourself
You waste of intelect...
I guess the strategy is


PRESSURE ON
PRESSURE OFF


I am all in about prostitutes...
Life sucks...
Life is not bareable...
Go there you fuck...
Yo nigga!

Okay, okay okay fuck cops...
Fuck police
Just fuck em
But still facts and data are way to live...
The more you know... the better manipulative you get, I guess...
On paper sounds right!

Food is okay
Food is like a club, disco,bar and restaurant all in one...
I guess food is essential.
But when is about principles and essentially
Imagine going to a cheap whore
Just go for it...

JUST IMAGINE IT...
SHE IS THE MOST UGLY PERSON...
BUT LITTLE BIT BETTER...
HYGIENE
NOT HOMELESS
HAS A WORKING OUT BUSINESS...
A GUESS YOU ALREADY FUCK FEW OF THOSE WHORES, RETARD...
I CAN SAY IT
YOU CAN'T

TS Essay

By VeNgeR GrEenTag


Really whats life?
Lets bother to ask this question...
Under thousand doom projects...
Under pile of shit...
Is it thy stealing of identity and thy lies and whats true and suthetic about life when each thing has been adapted...
Autheticity means being born with you...
Being in your nature...

Not thy provocative something which has been adaptation.
Adaptation is not authenticity its a coping mechanism which most tine dognatically and scietifically fails...
Makes a mistakes
Dies
It just ends...
Really does somebody ask questions like


"Whats my purpose?
Why I am here
Does God Exist"

Is there out there such type of guy who is i interested in this...
Is there?
Or its a lie...
We tell each other...
We rather focus on overthinking,overdoing and overtasking...
And even overeating than...
Going schedule such deep reality question...
Can we make assumption that one nation is dumb and another is genius?
When slaves
Broad
Rap - (secret codes"
Hip Hop - Dancing
Twerking
Jazz
Comedy


Black people broad it on the table, thats my best speculation which I can allow myself to make that far.
Its life a diagram?
Fucked up graphic chart?
Do you get points?
Questions pop up... but do we answer them or add up more mysteries and go around like a dieing alcoholic or dieing drug addict refuses...
To acknowledge that this which they are taking ...
Is causing them pain.
Is it life so paintful, depressive?

Or just another peculiar lie...
What is it?
And definetly the ugly ass bitch is a keeper and the beauty pageant nowhere near getting her...
Just get some clarity men...
Suicide is a solution when no other options are available.
As long more data and stats pop up...
People can at least enjoy life.
But is life a jolt of pain?
A plug of cabel pain?
Is it TV even more paintful...

Food is a good option
Sex also
But as long you keep normality... its okay... but the moment you go way above normal...
You screw up
Say
"Hi to ignorant addiction!"

Monday, May 25, 2020

Comedy: Mom

By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Fuck you
I hate myself
...
I have used a mirror...
Its called... I look at it and then... I upgrade the whole bit...
I hate my voice...
Its just not racist...
Its just not ...


People are selfish... thats a fact...
Now blow your brain...
I AM WAITING
FAGGOT
TIK
TAK
TIK
TAK
COME ON...
DO IT WOSSIE


My father wasn't bitch when gun met his mouth, he wasn't a bitch.
I am guessing a bitch... because I spending my time talking...
I hate the idea of people...
Its just moral... bakrupt... piece of garbage

Fuck, rape... and throw them in the basket thats my opinion on people.
News...
Oh men news...
More bullshitty media... than news it just does not exist...

Here are few truths..


1) You Suck
2) You are here... because you are single
3) Being single...
Its a permenant thing...


I am losing hair... I am living with my parents...
Thats how it looks like gorilla fucking ... at the wrong fucking place.

My evolution...
Graphics...
Is

Skinny...
Get angry
Get fat
...
And
....

KIIILLLLLL MYSELF
DEFINETLY DO THAT...
FUCK BEING FAT
I DO NOT DESIRE TO GET CARDIAC ARREST...
I JUST DON'T DESIRE IT

SO YAAA
THIS GUY WAS NICE
HE WAS THREATING... NICELY
HELL YA...
HE OFFERED ME A RIDE
HEY GIRLS
YOU ARE GETTING THIS
BECAUSE OF DICK DELIVERY FUCKS


You think somebody cares about you...
Nobody does
Career
... Growth...
Life changing shit
Fuck You..

Ain't getting anything!
You ain't getting anything you morbid piece of shit
Its all about selling
Organs
Selling
Its all about human trafficking.

Being selfish
Colapsing...
Lungs...
How fun is that?
Really?
How fun is that?

I symbolically feel that I fit in society...
I just fit in it...
I desire so be it.

When I am athe the children playground...
I am like a child molester.
If its not for the small candy rush
Sticky fingers
For what is going to be?

People go to other countries...
London... America and most of them come back...
Go back ...
To zero...
Singular... peculiar morons, in my opinion.

Comedy: Since

By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Okay... since... since... yeah definetly this one...
At Young age I started pillow fuck and bed fuck...
At young age...
And still can you imagine out there ... there are people who drink energy drinks and after ... they start running...
They die...

WE ARE TALKING ABOUT TOO MUCH ENERGY CONSUMITION...



Jerking off has been huge obstacle in life...
Beating my dick up and down..

Live is all about living up, going up, being above. But if I go shitting right now from my ass do I stay still up?

Gay porn pays a lot, its all about dicks and dicks...
Sucking
Ass fucking
Girls the moment you start fucking in multiple holes... and you get multiple fetishes this means either you are lucky or you got too much cash man.
Which puts me if I start shitting does it make money this whole process?
Can I get money?



Finding out that you are noty unwanted child its like a scholarship!

People like me change and ruin comedy...
Both edges men!

Did you saw this one in the ... last episode of season 5... Better Call Saul
"He saved my life... this guy said my life".. Saul saying to Kim..
Kim could say
"What a selfish prick"... or take a hook put him down...
Huge downer... men... oh boy!

One girl recently on whatsup said I am comming too strong...
Guess what... basic argument geometric bitch.

Okay... I know its little bit getting awful but have you been recently on twitter...
I just Was around this faggot Ronaldo 30 million budget...
Did you saw one of his social seeking validation photos?

"A great way to start the day"
- With what?
Being ape and brainless?
Missing out social skills?
So being footballer, gives you the privillege to not be a moron?
What type of day is this?
This guy needs to be locked... did you saw him screaming,oh men...
What an example...
I tried it once at home
...
They call the cops...
I know what you are saying...
He is a footballer and you are fan...an observer...
Guess what faggot I am out of this idiotoc game...
Okay football sucks... I have kiss feet... I have suck toes to be right now, right here.
Oh boy... old vagina!

Comedy: Romado

By VeNgeR GrEenTag


Ronaldo... Messi...
We are talking about pollution and crisis holding hands.


When a guy or girl gets decapitated... head cut off... hands cut off
Give him quitely one jerk off.
Lenin's works taken from the bible
Bible is bullshit
And I am totally nailing it!

Belene and people from the Concentration camps.
The Belene people... were getting heavy shit...
Communist...
And the jews are like pioneers...
Aroubd belene camps.

Have you watched the movie Commando...
Guess what I want rape myself
Lately urinal...
Somebody...
Has...
Somebody used it
Oh men it sucks

Men are the most horrible creatures on this planet...
Semen = kids
Dick = smelly...
Oh men what a equation
Devide rape scenes and multiply children... what we are getting...
Is normal liberal porn.
Fuck nots!


I beat my mom... we had a conflict....
You know what when dog barks... and when dogs bite you beat them up.

Have you ever thought about morning suicide... have you thought. Its all about neglect as a child... and childhood ending up dysfunctional... and pretty much suck...

Gay guys... travestite.... tranny...
All of them when they suck dicks ...
And get cum...
They make the whole experience great... my mom at the other hand makes any type of life situation horrific and horrible.

Fuck vegetarians... they die at early age...
Its call nutrition gap!
You want to live because you want to fuck...
You want sex
Survival is all about procreation and fucking.

Am I some kinda maternity walnut you silly goose.
Asking me dumb questions...
THEN WAIT...
AAA
GUESS WHAT
YOU SUCK!


I hate writting...
I just hate it

News are another abbrivation for stupidity.

Thats whats more... as word suitable...
I want tv... movies... just for background noise
....
I want background noise
Thats more like it.


Sunday, May 3, 2020

Comedy: GTag

By VeNgeR GrEenTag


Life is annoying
Life is a brain damage...


Hi...
I AM BRAIN DEAD
I am dying...
I hope you are doing great
Its dark... isn't it...
Its as a will muster...
Of a guy in a wheelchair... those fucks do not have any will. This is the truth you slumberjack... you jack bob..yo... masturbator.


Okay...
This is typical with looking away...
About being interested and losing interest... what lame piece of shitty book

"Why, What Makes Us Curious?"


"” and wanting to learn is a constant characteristic of humans, but the willingness to take risks for novelty, thrill, or adventure and the ability to be surprised decrease as we grow older"

We suck as we get older the more older we get the more we find life sucks...
Thats why novelty decreases.. we have
BEEN ALWAYS A SHITTY BEINGS...
WE JUST WERE GENRALY INVOLVING DENIAL AS OPTION


The most powerful earthquake was in 1960 and it kill 6,000 people imagine when is about God love...
How he still sends his love...
Oh boy!

Oh men... Basic annoyance...
Prices...
Prices...
Money...
Give and get...lower
THE FUCKING PRICE...
LOW TOLERATED LABELLED PIECE OF SHIT


Can you imagine... I JUST GOT ASKED FROM A PERSON...
FROM WHATS UP...

Do I have criminal activies?
Can you imagine this one...
Asked by somebody...
I am stage... guy...
Camera guy...
The best one to say after that...

"Yeah... I kill unborn babies... and I kill also kids... just for the sake of fun."

Okay... I have one thing in mind... FUCK CALORIES... OKAY ...
FUCK EM
...
I DO NOT CARE... HOW MUCH I TAKE AS LONG... I STAY THE SAME SHAPE AND FORM


Dancing is the most worst decision a human can make, me on the other side eating food is the best one ever taken for years.

Dancing is all about being fot, skinny... losing weight. Anyway,
WHERE IS THE FOOD, I AM HUNGRYYYYY.

Can You Imagine world in which people crossfit, stay healthy, stay fit... can you imagine this one?
I WANT LIFE
NOT PLASTIC
I WANT FOOD
NOT BIO BULLSHIT FACTORY FOOD
I WANT A PIE


If somebody asks you to describe life. Its a noisy cheese. Its a heavy awful blue cheese, I still do not get It why people eat blue cheese
It makes me sick!


Can you imagine a day without pants...
Put this in mind, its similar to a Burger without a bread.
Imagine how much Burgers you can eat...

(BUT IS IT STILL A BURGER OR NOT?)
I COULD TAKE GRILL CHEESE....meat, lettuce.

I am not a food expert but NO PANTS DAY
Is as good as a whole week of cakes.

Comedy: G

By VeNgeR GrEenTag



Fucking is the worthless piece of shitty activity...

Most people have horrible... pictures upon which to masturbate... but when you are moron and life sucks life gives you... exceptions!

Nobody does hates you...
Hating is all about caring and giving a fuck...


"Life is like a box of chocolates"

But who said you are getting and the chocolates...
You ain't getting that


When I am out... ITS ALWAYS ABOUT MY SIZE AND THEY I LOOK...
SKINNY...
LARGE...
FUCK YOU...
SO YOU ARE 2 MEETERS?
HOW LONG ARE YOU?

Guess what damn faggot...
Somebody is knocking on the door...
Knock... knock
Its your fucking
FAT BITCHY MOM... She dieing from AIDS...
We are talking about age problems.

Okay... OKAY...
I Participated in the covid19 movement...
I was the best participant...
I won the fucking thing...
I just won it...
I am not saying I am smart or clever
I just did it ... thats all
I won it...
Covid19 movement you "Stayhome"
At home I had and other activies other people...learn cooking...
I started learning how to kill myself
Other people practice Affirmations and other shitty self-believing positive thoughts...
I was practicing depression, stress, anxiety, self-loathing...
Fun shit
Fuck shit


You die
Life is shitty

Average people need
10-20 minutes to fall asleep ...
I am way beyond average.
. I NEED HOUR SOMETIMES SLEEP JUST DOES NOT HAPPEN...
I GET ANNOYED FROM BACKGROUND NOISES...
I GET UP...
I DO THE WORK
I SHUT THEM UP
I JUST DO IT...


Some people I want to drown them...
Their moral dumb opinion annoys me...
They die Stewart Francis dumb fuck!