Comedy: Stop

By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Just stop
Now
Before
After
Just fucking do it!

Alieen serial killer... after 13th birthday her father commits suicide her mother leaves her....
Whoa
Pretty tough kid
...
My father at least waited me to get at least 16... 17 years old... 10-11 grade... then he kill himself...
So moral
Is more early more screw up and fucked up you get!
Oh who Aliee hatred ... for men... I get it...
Raped by relatives friends...
Oh whoa
Tough shit

Insects in food
We are consuming insects
Go online
Right now
You are doing it
I am right now full on sucidal
How great is it?
I have low level of expectations?
Insects

It explains a lot!

"You can say what you want about golfers, but they do have balls."


Police: You have the right to remain silent... everything you do or say is going to be used against you

How about my dick... If I showed it... how are you gonna use it?
Gonna cut it off and put it my mouth, faggots?
Religious
Non Religious
Atheist
Agnostics
Theist

SHUT THE FUCK UP


..... you all are putting more wood and oil in this fucking fire....

Stop it

Comedy: Say Nothing

By VeNgeR GrEenTag

We need to start bashing babies with a baseball bats...

DIE FUCKER
DIE YOU SON OF BITCH


Gypsies..
Awful idea...
Another bad idea... made... and acomplish by God

Has any guy... here... right now... wanted to kill himself?
Has experienced suicide? Oh whoa you have not lived long enough men... start living men. Oh whoa... great day... great... week... we gave sexual addicts... which their coping mechanism introduces...sex...

Yup... that's right sex is w fucking addiction
Most people suck in english... but we are talking in whole other fucking level of sucking... not whore or prostitute kind

I want to fuck schizophrenic person... everyday different person

How great is that?
We are talking about the best sex ever

You are offended?
SO LEAVE YOU FUCKER
...
CHOPPY WHINNY FUCKER
GO
...
LEAVE


I am fucking in winter...
I need to wait like two months more and to close the deal... the fucking year...
Sex
PUA say...
Closing the deal

I WOULD RATHER... PUT A ROPE AROUND MY NECK AND STRANGLE MYSELF
...

A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE SET YEAR GOALS

- KILL YOURSELF

IT'S A CHALLENGE COMPLICATED AND COMPLEX FUCKERS... DIN'T DIE EASY
SHUTTING DOWN YOUR SYSTEM...
NOT AN EASY TASK MEN...
NOT A FUCKING EASY TASK...

Everyone gets torn apart... killers... get represented in different shapes and forms... nothing kills a season... than a fucking huge big offset.

Don't get upset above 30 women got raped and the golden state killer almost got a way with ....
God is the mist most dysfunctional character ever met books.
Nothing factual or ground breaking evidence can be induces or introduced about God.
Serial killers... trophies... trouble familes... I GET IT

THERE ARE TWO DIRECTION ONE TO WHINE ABOUT IT THE OTHER IS TO DO THE FUCKING ACTION

Comedy: You Fail

By VeNgeR GrEenTag

So did and your mom!
Oh what?
You silly dumb faggot
What now... God opens minds?
What's this type of bullshit?
How about holy fuck my dick is huge, pray and suck it!

Religion?
Vicious hardcore manipulator
Oh like Jesus
To be like Jesus?

And what next, to put myself on a fucking cross?... How about hell no?
I went too far?
Your father dick went far... me... I am just starting okay...
Pop
Pop

I am genius okay... Jesus likes the church... women obey men... what's that new maladaptive... slavery?
The Holy Newspaper... The God's words... holy words... it cost less than 1.00 lv... and it's full of bullshit...

Updates:
-New Outlook
- More pages
- 6 times a year you get


The truth if the matter 6 times a year to get this daily holy bullshit...
Is the most awful idea...
God is there
God is Good
So does cock of rapist... and pedophile and when it's about this most of you really really... really very bad suck in life as overall...
The Holy newspaper is speaming not in facts but in bullshit...
Fucking deep level of bullshit
Make up
Bullshit
Life?
Bullshit

Oh whoa, you are offended... so do and my dick...

NOW I AM FUCKING


Pray
Think about God
Do your prayer... meditate


AND HOW ABOUT MORE ONE THING FOR BEING SPIRTUAL
GO FUCK YOURSELF
GAVE YOU HEARD THAT SHIT?
OH WHOA

Sorry for today... that I am going to be honest with you...
Your parents fail in that path, direction and even road....
Life sucks

I DO NOT HAVE FUCKING TIME
FOR YOUR BULLSHIT, OKAY?
FUCK YOU
I DO NOT HAVE TIME
YOU SUCK

You are awful... so does and the liar in the center!

Norm Macdonald - The Norm Macdonald fans and guy... go fuck yourself...
This guy... seriously needs to start living... what's with being so lifeless...
So out
Sex with prostitute has more motion that this fucking twat comedy special.
You are damn wrong... we not all equal... currency different countires... different values...
We got countries with horrible economy ... low value .. .. great... higher value.

Comedy: Oprey

By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Gay shit... I said few times "Gay" to my father... in those bunch times...
Nothing came out
Sorry faggots
Gays
Go in hell

I was non religious... non spirtual kid... I had fun... now adults rob my life...
And Now I need to start praying to the invisible bullshit...

Being alone out there is diffucult?
Hey delluded fucks go kill yourself

Vote for me
That's what you need to do... just go and vote for me

Girls need signs board
Shit like:


- "I am a bitch...and I do not fuck with everybody"
- "You can fuck me for free..."
- "Life sucks... so do I"


People slways talk about political correctness... just don't piss the wrong... crowd... people. ..
And what next?
Fuck me until I am still a bitch...

I do not like people taking my set... doing shit... which I do....
Stop doing it...
I AM NOT TOLERANT YOU FUCKING DISGUSTING FUCKER
Robin Willians didn't you learn a lesson you fucker... didn't you?
When you focus on yourself... nothing stable comes out of it.

What's fascinating about ass?
Twerking?
Shaking ass?

Come on... from there poop comes out..., "говна".
Praying most times goes as far as "Let's suck dicks" today.
Out there are people who think comedy is tough... that's life... for bunch of 'em is great... comedy... for the other half...
Oh fuck me...
I am going home tonight


I am here because I feel it like home...
Validation
Laugh

Great shit men
Just great shit
There are cases on which people beat up others but ehat we need to focus today is on life choices.. suicide is pro choice.
My mom sucks at job and in life?

Oh god...
GUESS WHAT
THIS IS CHOICE

Believers go the fuck up men... jyst go the fuck up men... stop believing in made men bullshit...
Just stop
No good has ever came out
What's wrong with you folks?
Stop putting positive shit in the bucket about God... and now praying while modern medecine is at it's best form?
What's that game?
I neeed a brain?
No enough grey matter?


HOW ABOUT GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH MIRACLES... SELFISH GOALS AND SELFISH MIRACLES


God always does moracles... because you need them... and he is like "your father"... My father is dead, drunk... soldier... a cop... so does God?


Whoa irony is everywhere...
I am thinking about fucking a stutter woman...
How awesome is that?

Comedy: Upset?

By VeNgeR GrEenTag

There are some brilliant ideas and stuff to check out and there are stuff which are horrible...
Awful...

Humans...
Awful idea


Still rock and cavemen instincts ..
So awful... just perception has changed... but the body is the same... animal

Podcast have the fetish to go around the same type of shit over and over... and over...
Women like to search... and do stuff for reactions... moods... stuff instant change in them...
That what fucks me over
Not gays
Not heterosexuals... but stuff which make no sense whatsoever!

I feel like I am raped
Boredoom it's intellectual trap... the more you know... the lower levels of curiosity...
I am guessing


Isn't it fucked up that most pf our life is spended in guessing and being negative?
It's a cavemen instinct...
You want punchline?
You suck. .

I kill your father

Great one... why?
Because we go full focus on you and we move on your fucking father.

Faggots need to die... something us wrong with them... feeling great with not doing their holy fucking mission?

I think about shit... I am not like most guys..suicide is fun...
Some people go too far
Other take a break
And last one take a big fucking pause?

Some people fail suicide...
Which is quite inpressive and the more modern the world gets the more lonly and depress we get...

My most activities and thoughts go towards

Agression
Violence
Hatred
Guilt
Shame
Suicide


Fun shit men...
The more you get from those emotions the more you realize it's not enough.

I was once agressive... towards...
It went as far...
As beating up myself on stage?
How do we call the whole fucking act?

Cavemen vs Modern men


AND HEY FUCKING GORILLAS FOR FUCK SAKE... STOP WITH PUTTING AROUND YOUR EARS MAGNETS

JUST STOP IT!

Comedy: Reward?

By VeNgeR GrEenTag

We always reward ourselves... with extra money... dopamine... healthy habbits... but how far is going?

When set is rough... truth us most important thing...
Your father regrets creating you...
People like me all day around on this planet

Imagine that shit
It's a shitty version!

Audience bunch of queers...
That's the truth...
Bunch of queers have gathered out

People say David Chapelle is bragging as for what he can say and what he can't say...
This is why I got specific comefians... not all... but specific type of comedians.

One guy told me that Jim Jefferies steals jokes...
When is about stealing the argument is as near as

- Don't be nasty, mean,awful, horrible...
Racist
Bad
Pervert
Don't be honest
Don't offend others

Or you gonna get in trouble?
Like your father?
He created you... this sounds like a big trouble to me!

Gays... I mean faggots go ass far as far as kissing... being expressive as women and fucking right in the ass?
Have you thought about killing yourself?
It's a good idea!
Sodom and Gomor were destroyed because of you... you fucking faggots. But let's not throw cakes early...
Fucking in the ass is brave act... From there poops come out and to feel horny while that gets out...
It's for special and specific folks...


Gays are like the school retards they fuck the same gender and goes like putting the shape in the wrong hole. Most comedians go with punchlines...
But fuck this idea... it sucks and still more jokes are awful with punchlibes...
Misconceptions?
Twist?

Whst's that comedy or a horror movie?

Gay people sucking the pipe of happiness. Bisexual... my favourite people... idea... thing... is that type of people never left feeling and beimg outside...
They always have what to fuck!

Being an male means you go in school to survive... being a female... it's all about techniques and methods.

Once I saw a prostitute outside... with a male...I fuck her whole fucking set...
She felt awful and that's how they cope
They go and fuck
Me...
We...
To be more exact we end up rubbing our cock?
Why?
We are desparate

Once a prostitute invaded my asshole...
She putted finger inside it... without even asking for permission...
Oh what's that?
I am paying?
And getting fuck?

I am thinking about going out with tranny...
It's a great idea...
It's a goak which easily can be accomplished... less dhame and guilt more happiness.

Suicide sometimes is fun... for exame as china follows up...


"In China, someone takes his or her own life on average every two minutes. China accounts for nearly a quarter of the global total of suicides with between 250,000 and 300,000 suicides a year"

"Suicide is the 8 leading cause of death in the United States"

"Autoerotic asphyxiation, also know as sexual hanging, is a type of abnormal sexual behavior in which a person (usually a young male) tries to restrict the flow of oxygen to the brain (usually with a rope around the neck) while masturbating to enhance the sexual experience. The practice arose out of the observation that men executed by hanging often got an erection and sometimes ejaculated. The practice is mentioned in Samuel Beckett’s Waiting for Godot"

"One in seven Canadians has seriously considered suicide, and more than 3,500 Canadians kill themselves each year. Canada’s suicide rate (currently 12.3 per 100,000) is consistently higher than the United States' rate (currently 11.2)"

Comedy: Life is Great! The problem is in you.

By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Think about the days... the moments in your life in which people have been nice to you...

- They did that... BECAUSE YOU ARE WHINNY FAT... SKINNY BITCH... AND THEY WANT NICELY TO GO OUT

Think about the broken promises... the coversations on social media which started...
Going in a great flame....
Fire...
And one moment went...
Silenced
Dead.


- IT HAPPEN BECAUSE YOU FRAGMENTED DYSFUNCTIONAL FUCK YOU ARE DOING AWFUL IN THOSE ACTIVIES

GOD SENDS MESSAGE TO PEOPLE LIKE YOU
IT'S FOR SALVATION


KILL YOURSELF
KILL YOURSELF


EASY...
FAST...
DO NOT DISSAPOINT GOD

YOU GOT SUICIDAL THOUGHTS
KILL YOURSELF
.YOU ARE A STUTTER
KILL YOURSELF

GOD DOES NOT WANT THY COMMITMENT OF STUTTER... OR SOMEBODY IN THE BAD SHAPR... BAD LOOP THOUGHTS


YOU ARE TODAY HERE... MAINLY BECAUSE. SOMEBODY IN YOUR LIFE DOES NOT LIKE YOU...
YOUR LIFE IS NOT ENJOYABLE...
AS YOU THINK IT IS...

SO GO FORWARD
GO FULL ON FORWARD

KILL YOURSELF
KILL YOURSELF

Health nut died while jogging... it was healthy activity.... Ted bundy start killing mainly because of the contributions of mystery and relief. Bill Hicks died from a disease..
Sadly enough
Robin Willians killed himself mainly because... he start failing in his career ..
Deep reason to satisfy somebody's curiousity he was ill...
He had a disease which was untreatable...
Steve Jobs died. Mainly because of trust faith..

If one lesson is learn from those here cases...
It's when life is harsh...
Unbarable.... and horrible...
Kill yourself
Think about
Easy follow up program... It's few steps program... it's similar to those 12 Steps program.
Holy fuck the tradion is
God fail as master
God fuck you
And why... I can't give it away... decline your fucking present..
You alpha fuck... God is alpha...
He assumes that everyone wants to live and wants a life.


How selfish from his side!

God exist?
Grow the fuck up... stop believing in fairy tales... you are in category mature and you are definetly for mental institution.

Some comedians are like they "poop on the floor" and start showing off as for how unique and different they are...


FUCK YOU GUYS
THERE IS NO PLACE FOR SUCH SLINGERS... SWINGERS...

Whatsoever... Going on prostute is an adult... Disneyland entertainment... in the end your lessons lifetime one...
Your life was in your hands... causation...
Your life it's finding it's end

Comedy: Me And You

By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Have you thought about killing yourself?
It's the best thing you can do in life.
The best tip, advice you would ever take in life.
I have the whole fucking feeling... after masturbating... I feel full on

go forward

classic folklore music and me on the electric chair.
Guess what men....
Pop
Folklore
Nation music

Turn it on when I start burning on the electric chair.
The great thing about life is the moment you start hating yourself... god also starts to hate little pieces if you.

A lot of people talk about anxiety... depression... death... stress...
The whole fucking thing comes out of
Strict childhood
Restrict life
Strict parents
That's the fucker who pins shit on you...
How do deal?
Easy solution
Start boozing
Ugh... I am wrong...

The great thing is that after masturbation... after thoughts... "Kill yourself"...
I thought... And I was thinking get to work... but as for now I fail to connect with both ends.
When I go to a whore... which means a woman which I pay to fuck... and have sexual intercourse as overall...
I call it classroom... learning a lesson... workshop... which pins you... screw you overall for a decade.
But what to hell...
Class A fuck
Than Class B die while acting out as virgin...
Being virgin is thing which needs to be shamed... to make them feel guilthybas much possible. It's not a project...
It's a "must to" task.
In a relationship... nothing us really fair in reality... at least somebody is playing "selfish bitch"... partner.
The bitch which is introvert in relationships... is the same type of class A whore...
Which full of standards and toxicity...
Once you up there..she is going to screw you over for lifetime.
We are talking about serial killer... killer behaviors and mind patterns...

Quitely fucked up shit!


The great thing about life is that when you come up on this planet...
God gives you and solution...
"Kill yourself

If most of your day to day goes in negativity and "suicidal thoughts"... probably you lr card has experied...
And God... is sending nice and clear messages

"Go Kill Yourself"

The great thi g about addiction that
Never enough is enough ..
And never the start by end of the day is and overall ending...
Once you start.... you continue rolling in the game.


What I can say for today...
I am at least honest... I am not your father... greedy and selfish prick...
Your father fucked your mom mainly because of the concept "Move Along Genes"...
Quitely... quick and easy way of running from life...
Trying to escape life..

Suicide is special escape art


Here are some good ideas
Kill yourself while you listen to classic music
Try to fuck ehile you are reading manuals and guide

Good... ideas... good habbits...
Move along u slight figit fuck

Comedy: Fuck Me... As Hard You Can

By VeNgeR GrEenTag



I want to fuck one of those extreme drug addicts... alcoholics bitches... totally mentally unstable... so do I..
As society rules are moral follow...
Find a partner with the same interests in my case...



WITH THE SAME MENTAL PROBLEM



I was once at a prostitute...
She was making noises... groan... after going missionary position...


I WANTED TO KILL HER...
WHY?

SHE IS MAKING JOKE OUT OF ME
SHE IS FUCKING AROUND ME
I AM FUCKED UP... I CAN'T GET A PARTNER AND SHE WANTS MONEY... AS FOR BECAUSE I HAVE DISEASE "NEED TO FUCK"

SHE IS GETTING SALARY ON THIS SHIT

YOU CANNED FUCK



I tried 69 position...
Vagina sucking
Ugh... it's awful on second thought... she doesn't poop rainbow... she poops... brown shit...
I didn't happen the poop thing...
But imagine happening.!
I harvest her shit in my mouth
She smells my shit when she does a blowjob
Imsgine how fucked up society is...
Bitches get the best thing in sex

I tried blowjob...
Mhm... not interest for second time...
It was weird... and with this condom...
It was like somebody wants to strangle my dick... and leave it without oxygen.
I tried once sex... not as good filling as people say...
Huge turn off

I tried kissing the last girl which we kiss she was kissing me so passionately like I am meal from the menu...
Excuse me .... bitch...
I do not want your spit... around my mouth

When you go to a prostitute number one priority is remove all types of obstacles.
Great thing about masturbation it's wears out ..... worn out...
It's like college guilt trip drop out...
After a masturbation


The awful part of prostitute is when they start telling you "chill the fuck up"...
Sorry first I am not joke thief on the record
As for second ... I can't stats are killing...
Women you fuck more than men...
How chill the fuck up?
I am going to fuck today ... If I go lucky .. which happens rarely... or the other type is paid sex... the first was bother of pursuading thought... Wanting to go back...
I have never been to a place to be so much ego boosted... self-esteem... boosted... porn fails with doing that or setting that goal.



I was today fired from work... mainly because zero sells...
It's not my problem... I need sleep... after getting... my brain auto set another goal... food fetish.
I ended up...with kissing woman body...
Then feet
Quietly fucked up fetish... foot fetish is fucked up...
I am not fucking for the way the legs look... I fuck legs... and I want to cum on them...
Imagine my inner image how screw up is...
Imagine how awful and disgusting childhood you should have to get that... to go for that...to waste and invest money in that.

I tried messenger... social media...
I went as far as for thinking clarity of killing myself.

The things which bothers me after sexual intercourse is fantasies and fetishes...person like me never satisfy easily...

Check your mom...
This cunt is getting money out of people's life desparation...
People who cheat are insecure
People who are alone - God does not love 'em

Comedy: Me As Asshole

By VeNgeR GrEenTag



Most horror movies look like a they are having fucking bad night sex.

Off for fuck sake... people feom the war?
The Son of sam...
Soldier from Vietnam...
Good shooter

Leonardo Lake fucked up guy... and again killer...
Participant of the Vietnam war

So if something war teaches us...
And being a soldier...
We can learn...
It's not making you more mental stable...
But more unstable
Lack of sleep
Sleep depravation

Causation
Agression
Lose of control
And sexual extremist


When we study and we gonna view causation...
Of George Carlin death...
World says that we need
Another George Carlin... but when we talking about comedy lets do not miss or skip Louis Ck...
This guy soon is not going make comedy special.
How the freak show guys... het laid and get gals...?
How is that possible...
Put in theory
No logic
In action
Yeah we got it
Survival benefactor


Whoa, deeply fuck me!

Okay strick and abuse parents do mot lead to great kid...

The options are

1) Suicide
2) Ignore the past
3) Become a comedian
And
4) Serial killer or killer as overall


What's with the slogan "I am pass?"
You are dead?
You are dieing?
What's wrong?
What form or type of denial is this?

The guys from AA Hate me... total legit
I hate it when I flll mixed emotions in life... it's horrible when I like and Want to kill the guy in same time.

Comedy: Albusto

By VeNgeR GrEenTag


Did you know... that role models are important things for our lifes... the way we live... breath. We fucking need role model!


AND DON'T BRING GOD THIS FUCKING POINT
HE IS IMAGINARY AND MASOGENISTIC



We as societ we are ill wife watching when another human being gets raped...
Gagged
And not doing anything



The dictionary says for such type of event
Screw up
Fucked up



That's how we define it
And Let jesus be jealous about the holy fuck event.
If I have learn something as Tool in life AA and AN...- Those fucks choose to ignore life.



Hecklers... honest and mean like your enemies
And do not hate enemy
God shalt do his work

GO DICK A HOLE YOU SICK FREAK

"I have russian accent" - Go fuck yourself... I do need this disgusting vomitting accent. You are in relationship and your family is doing fine...
Start saving money
Nelan
You are getting sooner bankrupt..
You are just lucky!



"I am happy" and "Law Off attraction"... Pray prayer to be with a vest and helmet... because I am planning to shoot you...
If you fail to stay alive after making your body like a real cheese...
Probably after all does not exist
Good.. solid argument



Any other suggestion...
Rapist - Fuck and rape all ages
Paedophiles- Their type of fucking person...
Is really specific


My life goes as far as neear as the last argument so far life sucks.... IF YOU RIGHT NOW FEEL SOME KINDA BEED TO KILL YOURSELF
PROBABLY SOMEBODY OUT THERE WANTS TO FUCK YOU OVER

I got goals men... to go out and kill myself
I got fucking goals.. get money and start fucking prostitutes...
Ready amd set
It's time to fuck
Life is meaningless without little addict put into a cup... little being mentally ill...

I hate life...
I do not agree with Alexander, and definetly I am not trying to steal any type of joke...

My father wasn't little bitch... he was abusive and alcoholic... going full on extreme...
Mhm
.... Sadly... he is not alive?
Why?
We are talking about dick pic danger,my father was sending dick pics to my mom.
My mom mentality screw up bastard

Comedy: Problems... We

By VeNgeR GrEenTag


We as society we got problems... hyper active - a problem... not a childhood... children thing.
Too outrageous - Mentality ill
Bipolar
Overeating

Come on... problems or not finishing the line and all of 'em are conning society.
We were never seen as such type of dysfunctional as right now.


Obligated to sucks dicks for ever

I am using facebook... It's very seddictive app the more yo enter the more you "care"..... the more you care the more you give "fucks"...



THE TRUTH IS THAT YOU ARE GIVING MORE FUCKS



Everybody knows "that" and "this"... and "you are not funny"... and "he is funny"?

1) Not everbody knows that when your father was penetrating your moms vagina he had to... pull out... the fucking dick

2) So what... You got taste?
And now what?
What type of adequately reaction...
I am suppossed to make?

Fuck me?
Fuck you?
Anger
Jealous
Hatres


How about STOP WASTING MY ESSENTIAL TIME



You believe in God...
Oh great
My faith is my father's dick



(Audience... applausing)
Yup... go for it... keep doing it... I need validation...
I am fucking on the next fucking level...
Like it or not... I HAD SEX WOTH YOUR MOM
YOU UGLY PIECES OF HATRED



(Hecklers)
I don't get you... why you are continueing with the hatred?
I am with your mom
Get over it
I just don't get your type of love



What's with craddles... people?
It's like a pushing coffin...