Comedy: TOffended

  By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Really, OFFENDED
PIECE OF RETARD
NIGGER
YUP YOU DOWN DECKER FUCK
FUCK JIHADS THEY ARE FUN BANDS THEIR EVENTS ARE FUN... THEIR CONCERTS END FAST AND THEY ARE ON THE POINT NOT LIKE MOST OF MEN WHO ARE JUST BAGS OF ROLLING SPERM

Yup Monday
Fuck all

Oh men I hate women with buns or women who just make their hair eith tail, what the hell?
Are you all fours for fucking or just homeless hobo?

Nowadays amateurs song artists just avoid publicity and just share their work with people around their circle because they want to avoid and escape reality oh what type of pathetic creatures.

News... news... I stopped watching it and I replace it with porn its more fun and you don't have around your side some kinda annoying dumb gym coach. Fuck em
But still my mom.

Life is bloody bastard, I LEARN... THAT AS FOR LESSON

Yup, dead kids make my dick go up
Its definetly hard on
AND BEFORE YOU JUDGE YOU SICK CROWD
ITS THE BLOOD STREAM FAULT NOT ME..
YOU CAN'T CONTROL ERECTIONS

I have sleepless nights with hard ons
I guess I am lucky with a lady
And not enough intelligent to get a pussy.

Oh men people sending or telling me jokes
FUCK OFF
I HOPE YOU ALL DIE
I HATE IT WHEN SOMEONE COME OVER ME OUTSIDE AND MAKES A JOKES AND EXPECTS ME TO LAUGH
FUCK OFF
WASTED SPERM

One thing is true thats people with glasses lose eye sight just from too much porn + mastrubating.

Comedy: So Does (Old)

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

There are people who strive for perfection…

Fuck 'em…

All of 'em

…

And sleeping is useless who created that activity?

Money waster?

Time waster?

Guess what… I FOUND WHO

THE LAZY GUY WHO WAS POOR… PROCRASTINATOR… THE BEST WAY TO SAVE MONEY AND TRAVEL THE WHOLE WORLD WAS WITH SLEEP….

BUT MY SLEEP DOESN'T PUT ME ANY NEAR TO THIS SHIT…

YESTERDAY THE EVENT WAS ALL ABOUT AFFORDING…

I HAD FEW HARSH "NO'S"… SO I WAS TOTALLY OKAY TO BACK OFF

….

AND IT WAS ALL ABOUT I COULDN'T AFFORD IT…

WOMEN ARE IRRATIONAL BITCHES…

I GET THE IDEA ABOUT SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE….

THEY CONTRIBUTE TO SOCIETY…

ME… NOT REALLY… I TRIED FEW TIMES… I WAS SUCKING AT IT…

JUST I SUCK AT IT…

MOST PEOPLE WE DON'T NEED 'EM AT ALL…

OLD FOLKS … LIFE HAS TORN THEM APART…

MASSIVE PROCRASTINATION…

WHINY BABIES...

HERE IS WHAT IF YOU PUT IN ONE SENTENCE THAT

Old folks are babies and then say listen to them… they know the best thing for you…

You men… yo men you are going with the wrong fucking wrong conclusion…

I just got a friend…

Kinda a friend…

Person who I KNOW…

Her best friends are tranny… the best thing I need to meet em…

IT'S NOT TO FULFILL MY FANTASIES IT'S ALL ABOUT TO ALL TO KNOW PEOPLE, GET TO KNOW PEOPLE AS I CAN SAY

UIO

GUYS

UIO

UKNOWN

INSIDE

OBJECT

WE NEEF GO START INJECTING

People conclude that with comedy my life gets better and improves the best pressure right now is…

The university thing…

WHY I DO NOT START IT?

WHY?

…..

HERE US ANSWERS…

THE FIRST ONE

No It doesn't …

I STARTED THINKING ABOUT RAPE…

I STARTED HAVING FANTASIES WITH MASSIVE LEVEL OF AGRESSION… VIOLENCE…

THIS IS NO FUN…

NO MONEY

NO HONEY

THE SECOND ONE

NO ENOUGH MONEY… YO BIATCH…

In fucking there is…

stalagmites

stalactites

Getting being created… sex such loosy concept

Life is a shitty hole, listen me out. Life sucks… life is useless…

WHY TO LIVE?

EAT, PISS, SHIT, SLEEP, WORK AND FUCK?

IS THAT LIFE ALL ABOUT

SPIRTUALITY AND BIBLE IS TRYING TO MAKE SOME KINDA SENSE BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THEY FAIL BAD..

I WATCHED TAXI 5…

REALLLY?

AFTER AMERICAN… ENGLISH SHIT…

NOW SPANISH… OR WHATEVER HORRIBLE AWFUL LANGUAGE IS THAT

Here is a fun fact we got a pile of chinese... people

They eat and they are alive

We got the same thing with the black race…

Thry are starving the big question…

What happen along the way?

Lets sea cunt… a gay.

. A pedophile… a rapist and what?

Lets see

Yellow and Black

All races got equal rights?

Why we as society don't have yellow fucks starving?

Comedy: He and Me (Old)

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

The difference between…me and he

To be more exact Eliot Rodger  and Me

The mass shooter and the normal dysfuctional guy is..

I am okay to accept my position and start change as for him everything over…

Lets start with killing and destroy the whole world…

OH

WHAT MORE TO SEE

THAN A SPOIL RICH FUCKING KID

I AM NOW READING HIS MANIFESTO IT SUPPOSSED TO PUT ME IN HIS POSITION…

BUT ONE THING I CAN SAY SO FAR…

I AM NOT A RICH

PATHETIC SAD

FUCKING LIKE THIS GUY

HEY ELIOT BUILD A SOCIAL CIRCLE STOP BEING A BITCH

…

BUT STILL HAS ANYONE HEARD THE WHOLE FUCKING STORY OF THIS MASS SHOOTER?

RICH?

AND NO PROSTITUTES!

Okay… okay… it's definetly bogus once I was suppossed to get blowjob from mommy

..

Milf prostitute… I CUMMED EARLY…

NO BLOWJOB WHATSOEVET…

I GOT FEW MORE IN THE SAME YEAR THE SECOND ONE WAS HORRIBLE 

IT WAS WITH TEETH…

THE THIRD ONE WAS GREAT…

QUEEN OF BLOWJOB…

DID YOU REMEMBER THE HORROR MOVIE

SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE

THIS MOVIE STILL GIVES ME CHILLS ABOUT GIRLS WHO TURN REVENGE… JUST THEY GO TOO FAR

Foot fetish and Footjob are just two different things…

2019 I just found it out…

Right now I feel insidely wisely fucked over…

Those whooy… wasshy cars with drift… and sounds…

Just inside fuck me over

SINCE WHEN SEX STARTED TO BE A RECREATION OF DANGEROUS STUNTS…

IF SEX IS ALL ABOUT THIS

...

I AM GETTING INTO THE DRAIN OF THE DNA SUAGE 

Motivation…

We need motivation… we thy seek it…

Imagine how fucked up the generation is getting up… we give money..

 We waste time for somebody to pump is with positivity…

Negativity started killing us simce the whole start kf the fucking social media.

Suicide-  is so horrible inner feeling

- "I am worthless"

- "I suck"

- "I should die"

- "I am a waste"

Whole fucking negativity into outrageous mode… fucking… outrageous

One moment you can't stop

When you start having feeling to kill yourself

It's not love

It's call …

God wants you…

You got expiration date

When people sleep… some of them make noises…

Don't want them to kill 'em?

To stab 'em?

You need to screen… to monitor one girl… once you lose her…

You are totaly fuck for the whole night

The rapist was getting it as hard as possible for the day…

His age range

From 18 months up tp 16 years old…

He was getting as hard as 6 times…

Review: A Game of Thrones

A Game of Thrones by George R.R. Martin
My rating: 2 of 5 stars



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Review: The Pursuit of Happyness

The Pursuit of Happyness by Chris Gardner
My rating: 5 of 5 stars



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Review: Pay It Forward

Pay It Forward by Catherine Ryan Hyde
My rating: 2 of 5 stars



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Comedy: Rants

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Lemons are sweat, what the fuck is it some kinda dumbell?

And around 350 Pastas shapes, call me old... but it makes me angry one food different shapes. What is it?
Make it simple

Here is how I know that I apply proper methods in sex, my sexual partner gets Dysphagia after sexual intercourse.

Science says that women mostly crave chocolate but you are wrong.
I am technician + information consumer and my research shows women crave dicks if possible to have this white reward.
THATS THE MOMENT I SAY
GOOD GIRL

Isn't it strange that we stopped asking question
And understanding the world the glasses of faith
So moronic
Generations of years... evolution and at the end of the chain 21 century no more scepticism just God and Faith.

Belief is make shit up
Faith is pretending to belief and know stuff you just don't know

Whats with those new rappers fuck em, all?
I hate new shit its jaded and fuck off

All 0f them are amateurs really?
A beer?
A b.s. vodka?
Kinda of alcohol which is biginner stage
Come om grow pair of balls
Drink lile a guy or just never do it

Isn't it pathetic what type of artists we have nowadays
They never go with their dreams
They will die with their dreams
We have artists who suck
Artists which deserve credit but they stay under the shadow
Oh Satan
OH God
Whats happening

I hate Italians just too precise
French... just gay... okay... homo...
Outfit style
You can call it A.P. Bio but fuck off

I am curses by the rat race
Have you seen rat to masturbate
Me either

There is new thing which exists in the world of prostitute.
Thats if you pay less
You don't get conebacks
As seen on youtube
Not the best comparison

Robin Williams is dead
BobCat is alive
Richard Jeni dead
Jim Carrey alive
Banana Joe dead
And yeah the list can go and go and here is the thing fuck off I do not have time to waste om googling shit. You dumb crappy audience use your gray matter.

Women are just jealous that I am stuffing myself with food and I am hanging out with food. Its just more easier and fuck women...
I am getting more love from food and porn than I would ever have with women.

Review: The Coming Storm

The Coming Storm by Rob Kidd
My rating: 2 of 5 stars



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Comedy: MasterClass (Old M)

By VeNgeR GrEenTag

I took few MasterClasses… I also watched pleny courses and education videos. This is just a promissing start OFF…

I am better than you…

Just better than you…

Way way… above you…

AND SO WHAT GOD IS OVER THERE…

UP IN THE SKY..

JESUS AND THOUNSAND OTHER PEOPLE

AND WHEN IT SNOWS AND RAIN…

ITS THEIR PISS OR POOPING?

This idea is flat… so far and most scientology scientist…

Being deluded, delusional and irrational does not make you in any shape or form a scientist.

I am the most shitties human being ever lived.

I wipe out my dick in my Girlfriend sleeping pillow.

Guess what  doing that is not abusing control its what this bitch wants and deserve… okay … okay this iscnot mein… BUT FUCK YOU… FOR BELIEVING ME… YOU SHPULDN'T BELIEVE ME AT FIRST PLACE!

Marriage… IS BS…

RELATIONSHIPBIS BS

(BullShit)

Time to go BASIC

I am a tall fuck

Just a fuck

Username: admin

Password: admin 

You remember those localhost…

I HAE OPINION ABOUT THOSE FUCKERS

HUGE WANKERS

Fucking huge wankers

Thats it

They don't  fuck

They just wank, wank and wank…

Wow Crappy old faggots

I got friends…

Fuck em…

When us about business and friends…

Fuck all

Comedy: Right or?

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Fuck women... all other options.
Women get rights
Yeah those rights start with checklist
My personal bitch

Women are for fucking they are out there to make me feel better, thats their rights
Thats what should, will and must happen.

You are here to give me sex, fuck you and leave
Fuck your dreams or your fantasies
No hugs
No touching
No kisses
I am a man I do not need this b.s. mental masturbation crap.

Yeah.. yeah I just cum in a woman pie hole... yup
The mouth,now go eat disgusting 4 Limbed fuck

My HardCore philosophy for women is pump em and dump em.

Tits, ass those big .. ... huge ones those are nothing special. Slimy, just waste of body fat... thats how God I intended to do it.
And who is god?
Transgender?
Both sexes in one place

Rape is fun if you look the right angle
My dick is erected and hard
I am not saying all for it
But when dick is hard and around mein radius there are kids fuck em.

Comedy: Fdrui

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

It just makes me mad that black people think that they way way way way above society. They think that avoding food makes em better as nation. But thats what happens when evolution at certain ethnic groups just never happens.
I am not saying Darwin is Wrong
Or Dawkins is just selling atheist books because its more profitable

What people seem never to get that you are watching Pirates movie with starting leading star Johny Depp. Nothing goes anywhere I get the idea, what I do not get do we have such a small brain that we started playing game in which we watch dumb shit.

My life is more fun than most of your, I can't get drunk or get drugs or go to gamble. Because everything from here needs money, thing which I am on the limit + I am overthinker which nust doubles my standards in life.

My best friend his dad is dead
Here is a fun fact, I never liked this guy he is those crazy scientist arrogant, sarcastic, mean,big deal, annoying and I am definetly happy that this guy is dead.

People die, so shut up your pie hole!

Pick up is for those social retards
Its for people who are socially retarded

My father died 2016, big deal I have seen everything
Dick picks
Nude photos
All type of stuff of this parasite
I am happy that he is dead

Do you remember those parents to kids advice
Or adults giving to their kids advice stuff like
"It will happen one day"
"Stuff happen"
- Yeah... BIG B....S... SHUT UP YOU CRAPPY WANKER

They could even go as far as saying
"You are now the man in the house"
What does it even mean that?
Really what does it mean?
I asked my mom to do my pervert fetishes or to fuck her,my offer has been decline
I do not have acess and privileges as a man to fuck
No access to money
No acess to control stuff at house
Nothing... just kiddo with title man up
It just annoys me labels like "man up",when in reality you just don't mean that.

People need to start mean stuff,not just to say them... but to mean them.

I will clean the table
Clean your shoes
And no fuck?
Gars... gals girls
FUCK OFF

Clean and fuck.
. Okay... survice...

Okay,I get that athletic body her mouth is blowing my dick... its for blowjob. So remove the mustard from your mouth retard and blow me.

Women have too much holes, if you can stick objects bigger than small toys its a fuckable place, my opinion is each hole in the woman body has one function for my dick, fuck all other settings fuck em.

Comedy: Truie

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Theists they sound idiotic and most of their writtings are waste of time. PLEASE STOP WASTING YOUR TIME
WATCHING VINES
WATCHING TIK TOK
WATCHING DUMB CAT VIDEOS
WHATS THAT?
HAVE WE EVER EVOLVED?

Bees suck... they suck they stung and they suck, what a waste of power creating insects which most of them are purposeless and them after all you go with THERE IS ALMIGHTY PURPOSE

We've got fantasie football league... we've got baseball,basketball league. Only jerking off and just being a screw up dumb fuck does not have label

The first phase its magical thinking
Its making shit up

When go and look at believers some of them go one step further with believing in one more God... extra what the fuck?

And congralutations to all of those who have died at early age you have ripped yourself out of the Gene pool, out of the reproduction process. Your reward for this ultimatum is Darwin Evolution Reward!

Whats so fascinating with dead... nothing at all?
I hate birds - Those annoying songs
I hate the starving africans - Get Food you piece of black fuck up
I hate people - I just hate masses... as overall too much people its just too much
I hate those social justice worriors those wirriors who fuck everyday - I want to bash them and bend them over and when they think about sec to ejaculate.

My father died what happen, suicide?
How did I felt, oh yeah great one problem away, more money for me, more food and little bit more peaceful life.

I hate people with lifes... always those are the groups who want to show how their life is better than everyone else life. Shut up, goose fuck!

I hate people who just moan, groan and just make all type of noises in life. They annoy me... what annoys me those useless noises which are nor statements just pointless usage of vocal cords.
Shut up or I will cut your cords

My life is evolves around hate and goes as far as hate. Here are huge stuff covid19 came up.
Its 19 Year old, longest relationship
Longest event
Longest sexual fantasie
Longest erection
Best sexual partmer
Noble reward for best nickname
And somebody needs to shut up
I WANT TO FUCK
EAT
AND SLEEP
OKAY?
NO NEED FOR STATS FOR HOW PEOPLE ARE DYING
PEOPLE HAVE DIED BEFORE AND NIW IS GOING THE SAME CYCLE FUCK OFF

Whats with caring about old fucks
And giving fuck about old people
They die
Over

Okay... those fuck ups, youth screw up, alcoholics and cancerous walking full of toxic venom are just going they last station graveyard. So shut up and go to sleep.

I hate people who train and just find their way in society with sucess and think poditive and zero negativity and just positive recess and recess... IT JUST MAKES ME MAD
I WANT STUFF FOOD IN MYSELF
+ WANT TO KILL OTHER PEOPLE AVOIDING FOOD STANDARD

Black people are just walking coal, okay Nothing special that they have big dicks it doesn't help at all at the end. It just never compensate for the starving children.

Comedy: After You

  By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Have you seen thise sex sites, like tinder, grinder...
Oh men huge boner
Its for masturbating practicion

People are diseased walking parasites
YOU WALK
YOU EAT
YOU PRAY
YOU DIE
GIVE UP,BLOODY BASTARD
SICK TWAT

Paul Rudd face and looks reminds for me after masturbation session.

Did you saw or have seen the new idea which is flashing on black screen
Collect plastic and give it back
What a moronic idea
Whats next
Charity for homeless give away their food?

Each year when I look at society ot makes me nervous, furious and angry at the same time.
Some kinda fucko to tell me what to do!

Americans are quite fine
Emglishmen oh men those biggot ... dumb little cunts annoying
THOSE MAGGOTS
LARVA INSECTS THEY WON'T SHUT UP
SHUT UP FOR GOD SAKE

Isn't ot fun flesh eating bacteria
Reninds me for bj while being with a bitch

And AS CHRIS FARLEY GOES
HIT THE ROAD BITCHHHHH

Yeah, rude unpolite definitely what we need in the human race.

Comedy: Are U?

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Really?
Are you a weirdo?

Here is absurdity of life
We lock down and sue comedians and leave out the real crimals... out there
Oh god what urinals!

Don't you want to fuck those manly guys who go with their haircut like a woman
...
WAD UP
FAGGOTS
I WANT TO RAPE THOSE DISGUSTING NICHE OF PEOPLE

And who the fuck do you like?
Really?
Who
Who will fuck
Marry
Really who?
Selfish bottom lined germ

When we talk about germs all of em are virgin and waste of time, yeah advance class
FUCK OFF!

Marriage is what make you one standing out man
STAND OUT PUSSY

Death people don't mind it
About Celebrating their fucked up
Celebrational days

I just get angry when I see flatulence of human kind
It gross me out
It makes me gut sick
And just awful

Oh... oh... oh Jerry Seinfield
We got him as comedian
We got his clean comedy
And his shit show
Oh men this guy sucks
No cuss, no fuck, no offensive words
Men where do you live for fuck sake?

I hate those made up stupid shows with fed up lies about too much positivity.
I just started digesting more pick up videos, just background not sure what to fo with those archives but nothing more tells than another James Patterson Book.

What kicks me out, bumps me out is Dictionary of missinformation, oh god sounds like good read book which starts collecting dust on my shelve, thats what happend with books buy em and abandon em. It reminds me for most of you avoided and abandoned from your parents.

Life sucks, so does being a parent who just try to avoid reality in all cost. Lawyer... it goes with liar, first time I read it... it sounded like "liar", I read it like "liar" and it was written as "lawyer".

Pick up is the way nerds and geeks get chance to meet pussy. They become cool kids
Still thiking about killin somebody
Its just a thought
USELESS
And worthless
Reminds me for a black man erection