Comedy: Rants

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Lemons are sweat, what the fuck is it some kinda dumbell?

And around 350 Pastas shapes, call me old... but it makes me angry one food different shapes. What is it?
Make it simple

Here is how I know that I apply proper methods in sex, my sexual partner gets Dysphagia after sexual intercourse.

Science says that women mostly crave chocolate but you are wrong.
I am technician + information consumer and my research shows women crave dicks if possible to have this white reward.
THATS THE MOMENT I SAY
GOOD GIRL

Isn't it strange that we stopped asking question
And understanding the world the glasses of faith
So moronic
Generations of years... evolution and at the end of the chain 21 century no more scepticism just God and Faith.

Belief is make shit up
Faith is pretending to belief and know stuff you just don't know

Whats with those new rappers fuck em, all?
I hate new shit its jaded and fuck off

All 0f them are amateurs really?
A beer?
A b.s. vodka?
Kinda of alcohol which is biginner stage
Come om grow pair of balls
Drink lile a guy or just never do it

Isn't it pathetic what type of artists we have nowadays
They never go with their dreams
They will die with their dreams
We have artists who suck
Artists which deserve credit but they stay under the shadow
Oh Satan
OH God
Whats happening

I hate Italians just too precise
French... just gay... okay... homo...
Outfit style
You can call it A.P. Bio but fuck off

I am curses by the rat race
Have you seen rat to masturbate
Me either

There is new thing which exists in the world of prostitute.
Thats if you pay less
You don't get conebacks
As seen on youtube
Not the best comparison

Robin Williams is dead
BobCat is alive
Richard Jeni dead
Jim Carrey alive
Banana Joe dead
And yeah the list can go and go and here is the thing fuck off I do not have time to waste om googling shit. You dumb crappy audience use your gray matter.

Women are just jealous that I am stuffing myself with food and I am hanging out with food. Its just more easier and fuck women...
I am getting more love from food and porn than I would ever have with women.