Comedy: Turn It Up

By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Isn't it strange... that for some people food is like sex... orgasm thing.
And we add vanillia and chocolate... we add up sugar and donuts with coca cola and pizza... with grill cheese... cheese which melts in your mouth.
With pop corn with butter which melts
It similar to sex
We fuck then you suck my dick then I cum on your face...
Then you give me blowjob...
Cream... creampie ... whatever.

I joined the no fap community or also known as no masturbating community... I started it because my last relapses were in the kitchen and before all those I had bunch of...
Around my granny while she sleeps...
I AM SUCH A FUCKING WEIRDO
Now I am in moment in which If I feel like I want to masturbate.. I am going to chop off this fucking mushroom... what big slash... and fuck you.



When is all about horrible bits... I call it and put here bad nights
Not those addictive nights to food.. or just watching some shit from youtube. I talk about the nights in which stuff just do not work out.
I feel miserable, worthless ...
And this continues forever isn't it crazy it spreads like a disease.
I need definetly to start facing reality and honesty.
I go to AN AND AA... because of drinks and food. I hate SlA - Horrible meeting... no food whatsoever and being there is like hanging out with devil.
I hate Alanon the food is expired and the tea is awful...
ACA... the face to face meetings horrible.. listening traumatic shit ... them forced to give a prayer... + listening to shout which depressing and stressing...
YOU CAN'T SURVIVE?
Guess what, I don't care
YOU LIVE IN SHITTY APARTMENT?
Your problem...
WHAT I ALWAYS ASK MYSELF... WHY NATURAL SELECTION WIPED YOU OUT... JUST WHY...
MORON..
Idiot
Also the tea is horrible.
I mostly go for food and drinks as I already said...
When you are poor you count on others for survival its instinct and once that happens you start going up to the center and fucking around.

Which puts me into another story and direction psychologist experts and therapist right here... in this here country are awful doing in their job. Just awful...
CHOOSE ANOTHER JOB
YOU ARE FUCKING HITTING BRICKS

I binge watch things... and shows and movies because my life sucks and I want to get out of there... best way is this one... YOU KEEP YOUR LIFE AND YOU GO INTO OTHER REALITIES

Food... I want donut with cream, I want chocolate cake... pizza... I want fanta...
Whoa... sounds like cream made of dick and if I am getting it right... food intake its like a holy bible genres of porngraphy...
We got
"Blowjobs"
"Hardcore"
"Foot Fetish"
And etc.

I would like to take this one up to the grave. Once I spitted on somebody's car it happened accidently, the biggest regrets are masturbating in my moms bedroom
On the bed... and in her room.. both places...
Sometimes fucking pillow is the best way God Saying "You suck men".