Comedy: JaN

By VeNgeR GrEenTag



Louis CK was supposed to get on stage... with pants down and say...
"I JUST WANTED... A FREE WANKER"

"I DO NOT HAVE MONEY TO PAY WHORES FOR SHIT...
I JUST DO NOT HAVE 'EM"

"I WON'T PAY FOR MY PRIMAL SEXUAL INSTINCTS...
I won't do it"

I started using reddit... what dumb fucking place.
Always negative and uninspiring...
I HATE THOSE CUNTS
I HATE EM...
WHY they come up..... just in placee where people are trying out...
FOR CRYING IT ALOUD...
FOR GOD SAKE

Do people understand language, do they?
Do they really, understand it?

Come on, here is a question which is bugging me these days...
Its...
If the baby dies... do I need to report it to someone?
Do I need to tell people about it?
Do I need to invite people?
Can I just bury this small bitch..., underground?

Here is a fun thing you can do...
Bring in a AA and AN Meeting...
Drugs and alcohol... and fuck them up...
To NO FAP NATION... GUVE 'EM FEW HANDJOBS....JUST DO IT...
FUCKING STINKY PIECE OF SHIT!

Here is something which fucks me over...
WOMEN THEY DO NOT NEED RIGHTS
....
THEY JUST DON'T NEED 'EM...
THEY HAVE ENOUGH RIGHTS
Have you been into escort sites lately... you are fucked up...
You are totally fucked. .
NOW SUCK PUSSY
PAY MONEY
AND GET LAID
OH LIFE SUCKS...
IT JUST SUCKS...

NO STUPID QUESTIONS
NO SEX...
NO ANAL...
I GET IT... DON'T WE GET IT WE ALL
NO SEX.
. MEANS....NOTHING AROUND HOLES.


I GET THIS ONE... BUT WHY YOU ARE EXPENSIVE..
MY DICK WILL GET NOTHING MORE THAN
UGLY WHORES..

THATS ALRIGHT...
I GONNA BANG FEW OLD LADIES...
I GONNA BANG A GIRL IN A WHEELCHAIR
BECAUSE I GIVE A FUCK
...
I CARE
Since when holes got so expensive... who is making up those nasty prices up.
You can google everything... just everything you could be sick but you gonna find something for your taste...
Giving blowjob to a horse...
Oh whoa...
What a gesture!

Oh male gender...
Oh god... men...
No hatred at all..
I AM JUST AGAINST MAKE ATTRACTION AND SEDUCTION
THOSE STINKY LITTKE FUCKS .... NEED TO BE INCARCERATED...
THEY NEED TO BE LOCKED SOMEWHERE...
NOTHING SAYS "I AM AWFUL" IN ENGLISH DICTIONARY
THAN A SMELLY DICK AND HARD ON...
JUST AWFUL SHIT 9/11 Was dozen times great than a smelly dicks of bunch of assholes.