Comedy: Nothing Else

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

From the moment you are born up to now you try to consume all type of toxic shit just trying to kill yourself, BUT THE TRUTH IS YOU FAIL BADLY

I just started watching and listening to a new Comedian for me Pat Cooper, but this old school, old fuck up... ITS WASTE OF TIME

So you are saying my GF IS LIKE MY SIS
IF SOMEBODY PAYS ME TO FUCK YOUR MOM
I AM GOING TO DO
MAKE HER SCREAM
MAKE HER
BLEED
ITS THE WAY LOFE GOES

Some people bleed
Others whine about life
Others are in self pity
Others are crying
Others are screaming
But at the end we all want to escape this horrific mathematical perfect equation call "life".


Yeah she promised to call but
But
She flake?
Why
This cold hearted lying bitch is nothing but the yellow thing on the toilet used to fuck
But no need
Keep fucking you selfless bastard

Some people ask me will you marry her?
Will you fuck her 3 hours?
Will you lick her?
NOPE
I FUCK EM
PUMP EM
AND THEN DUMP EM
NO NEED THIS WASTE TO BE AROUND MY LIFE ITS ALL ABOUT FUCKING
THATS THE GAME
FUCK THE IDEA GENTLEMEN BEAT YOUR HEAD AGAINST THE WALL BECAUSE ITS NOT WORKING

I am selfish
Yeah right
Your father is a person who my kiddo used to inject dick inside
OHHHH THE SAD TRUTH IS THAT MEN GROWS AND GETS VALUABLE AND WOMEN WRINKLE AND GET OLD
AND START LOOKING LIKE PEOPLE YOU WON'T FUCK AND THEY STAY ALONE
YEAH YOUR DAYS OF BEING A BITCH ARE SOON GOING TO OVER ONCE YOU REACH 40
NATURE WON'T FORGIVE YOU
I WILL
BECAUSE I AM SELFISH AND I WANT TO FEEL GOOD ABOUT MYSELF