Comedy: YOR

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

My parents divorced at early age
This means ... I AM FAILURE

GF...
OH FUCK THAT

Everybody who wants to kill himself is pathetic
Robin William's pathetic
Richard Jeni pathetic

My life here is better
On stage
That in real life...
I suck in real life
Divorce parents
Dead father
Fucked up parents
Screw Up Friends

If distance did work...
I would be at home and watching porn...
But it just doesn't
Thousand muscle stretches done while h
Jack off

Pedophiles and Rapist have an excuse
I didn't know I was practicing and participating in the rape section
I thought I was just doing raw jogging.

There are certain stuff in life which you don't want to see...
Your dad's dick
Your Master... dick...
It's not on the checklist

Life sucks
Pain...
How to get over it?
Solution
Suicide
Kill yourself

My granddad is a pervert...
He was curious...
Excuse: "Didn't know"...
...
He just open the bathroom door and saw my dick...
Three people can check out my dick...
People who go under the title "Doctor"
People who work as "Prostitute, Strip Dancers... Sex Workers"
And
My Girlfriend
So far my granddad has no place in any of those sections above.

Jesus had a dick...
The Good news is that this silly goose... died for our "sins"....
Which is not so good...
In picture
Blood
Agony
+
Screw Up Childhood, Fucked Up Mom, Father
And Definetly hard dick.
Come on... this guy dieing
Sinless
+
No one two faps...
No sex?
Any every primal desire to fuck...
To kiss...
To flirt
Is the devil himself?
What type if fucked NAN PROCESS IS THAT?