Comedy: Bacon Of Truth

By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Yaaah...
Yeah
Bacon is tasty
So does real food...
Not made up shit
Healthy
Vegi bullshit
Diet bullshit
But food real and fuck those picky eaters. Those are a big mess....

We used to play...
Go outside
Break legs
Arms
Hurt ourself...
It was part of life...
Right now... break a bone... create a scar... wound...
2 years home... safe enviroment... fuck WORLD
WHAT ANTI SOCIAL MINDSET

Before suicidal...
Just feeling the action to take your life
Was the last thing on the list...
Right now
Everybody wants to do it...
Everybody is on it...
FUN FACT 13 REASONS WHY TV SHOW
HAS DEPRESS, OPRESS, PRESSURED... AND MADE PEOPLE TO COMMIT SUICIDE...
WHO IS THE DEVIL, NOW?

When you poop
Its brown... and it goes in the toilet...
That's what we see... and know
But in reality its spaghetti with soy sauce

We used to go outside...
GIVING LESS FUCK
ABD NOT CARING
IN THE END
THAT WAS THE WAY OF BAD INFLUENCE...
BUT SO FAR...
NO MORE ELECRETIC VOLTAGES...
AND NO MORE FUN HIDING WT DANGEROUS PLACES...
DANGEROUS, SCARY, FEAR IT WAS ASOCIATED WITH ADRENALINE RUSH AND HUGE WANTING TO FEEL IT...
RIGHT NOW
PAIN
TRAUMA
AND OTHER BULLSHIT MEDICAL TERMS
I WANTED TO LEARN MEDICINE UNTIL...
I FOUND OUT...
I AM THROWING KNIFES AND MY HEAD BLASTED FROM FIREWORK...

Can you imagine?
Me being nerd...
Its like
Bacon becoming cheese...
Cheese
And all others bullshit recipes which do not involve meat...
I am talking about vegi diets...
I have a suggestion... become a grasshoper and still grass eating its as fun as rape.


Whst's with people of the church asking me...
You don't have place to live?
When I ask them...
Do you have any offers on where I can move out?
What's with that?

I hate believers?
Why?
I just hate them...
No reason at all...
I am eating pork...
You know who is not eating pork right?
CHIMNEY FUCKS!

Okay...
Killing is okay...
I just gonna get jail
24 hours
24 Days
24 Seasons...
Such erection...
Just don't exist
..
I am not sure... but ass fucking... pooop fucking...
Is gross
Is difficult maintenance of erection
I am not a dick expert