Comedy: At Near Pass

By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Yesterday... my life fail... I AM FAILING BAD IN LIFE...
MY BOSS...
TRAINER
TOLD ME...
9:30 here... come
9:30...
Not early...
Not early...

OKAY!?
OKAY?
9:30...
NOT MORE EARLY THAN THAT...



MY LIFE FAILS...
It fails at pieces if you count my honesty as my savior.
I hate meetings...
Awful idea

Cripples...
People in wheelchairs...
People
Old and Bold guys...
Soon enough we gonna become one of those shitty fucks...
We gonna be them...
Have you watched recently porn?



OKAY... OKAY... TO BE PRECISE .. I HAVE
I ENDED UP WITH WATCHING TRANNY VIDEO...

I just gave up on the idea of becoming a comedian...
I JUST GAVE UP...
I SUCK...
REALLY
NOT RACE jokes
SEXISM
And no homophobia . ..
A bar sweet children... whats that...
Now I am offensive?
No more slurrs...
Whats that?
Your life is that type of premise?

The way properly sex is implied...
Is you fuck her until her fucking torso ...
GIVES UP
I CALL THIS RAISE UP BITCH
JESUS!?

6 Million Jews... dieing in world war.
It's winning in a lottery...
Those pin pointing hats...
Those fucks are first to go if I need to judge.

Hitler with Gas chambers... is like a new entertainment...
It's like going to DisneyLand but for the poor. Holocaust... great shit...
At least getting some real base...
Nowadays...
Anxiety, worry, upset, depression, stress and Procrastination...THIS IS EVEN NOT REAL...
IT'S JUST NOT...
ITS MADE UP

Alive earen by tornado... a whole family...
All members.. taken by it..
DID YOU READ THE NEWS?
THOSE FUCKS ARE GETTING MORE FUN SHIT... THAN ME FOR 20 YEARS...

As they say... WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS STAYS IN VEGAS....
THE SAME HAPPEN WITH THE PLANE... ON THE HIGHWAY OF ILLINOIS..
STILL... GREAT...
PLANE CRASHES

IS THE WAY OF GOD SAYING
"FUCK YOU"

AND LETS KILL THOSE BIG BIRDS





"The majority of people who were deported to labor and death camps were transported in cattle wagons. These wagons did not have water, food, a toilet, or ventilation. Sometimes there were not enough cars for a major transport, so victims waited at a switching yard, often with standing room only, for several days. The longest transport of the war took 18 days. When the transport doors were open, everyone was already dead"

"Atleast getting somewhere...
Prisoners, mainly Jews, called Sonderkommando were forced to bury corpses or burn them in ovens. Because the Nazis did not want eyewitnesses, most Sonderkommandos were regularly gassed, and fewer than 20 of the several thousand survived. Some Sonderkommandos buried their testimony in jars before their deaths. Ironically, the Sonderkommandos were dependent on continued shipment of Jews to the concentration camps for staying alive"




The Ultimate Truth

Okay when is about truth...it's about truth.
The nice guy is there to fuck you.
The guy who is ready to offer you lift up to home...
Is the guy who is going to fuck you.

This is the truth for girls...
And men action shit.

Ugly girls and ugly guys do not procreate... it's time to get wiped out.
Natural selection as GOD PUTS IT

Here is some advice and tips who worry about sins and judgement day.
God has made in this way... being skeptical and think clearly.

Today people have less sex because it's difficult....
NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE
GETTING MOTIVATION + HAVE THE WILL POWER TO PLAY HER GAME OF SHITTEST... IS TOTAL DOWNWARD PATH